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HHFFFL Week Ten match-ups, brought 2 U by Omegaman's Las Vegas Land bodega stand: The War of Northern Aggression (6-3) VS The Lochteaser Freezer (4-5) Made with real Koenig Sugar (5-4) VS Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & the Howie Scream (6-3) The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (7-2) VS Team Joes Lerini (5-4) The Hollywood Name-Droppers (7-2) VS Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing any Work (4-5) The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (6-3) VS Engineer in the Headlights (0-8) Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (5-4) VS Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-9) Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax (5-4) VS The Winnipeg Murder (5-4) The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (4-4) VS Fart Sound & Friends (2-7)

HHFFFL Week Nine POWER RANKINGS, brought 2 U by Geek Minds & Tower Planking: 1. The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (7-2) 2. The Hollywood Name-Droppers (7-2) 3. The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (6-3) 4. Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & the Howie Scream (6-3) 5. The War of Northern Aggression (6-3) 6. Made with real Koenig Sugar (5-4) 7. Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (5-4) 8. Team Joes Lerini (5-4) 9. Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax (5-4) 10. The Winnipeg Murder (5-4) 11. The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (4-4) 12. The Lochteaser Freezer (4-5) 13. Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work (4-5) 14. Fart Sound & Friends (2-7) 15. Engineer in the Headlights (0-8) 16. Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-9)

HHFFFL Week Nine Pro-Version goes to Fabio's Socks. His prize is a mound of Tibetan earth filled with rare silk worms to make the softest and most delicate socks to protect Fabio's feets or Frankingstein's or whoever you so choose

HH forum fantasy football league Week Nine final scores: The Winnipeg Murder OVER Made with real Koenig Sugar, 34-31 The Hollywood Name-Droppers OVER The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses, 52-49 5OT Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax OVER Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie, 21-20 The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy OVER The Lochteaser Freezer, 37-35 Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & the Howie Scream OVER Team Joes Lerini, 44-36 The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots OVER Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 28-13 The War of Northern Aggression OVER Fart Sound & Friends, 37-30 Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not doing any Work OVER Engineer in the Headlights, 23-16 We at the HHFFFL front office are committed to providing you with the most virtually intuitive All-Pro-Star-Bowl experience possible. Having said that it will probably consist of a graphics package showing all of your team reps, some hoo-ha about several sweet touchdowns and a scandalous halftime show involving a risque dance routine from the HH modern interpretive dance troupe. If we have any volunteers to head up said troupe, it's all yours A quick look ahead at the post-season. At this point we will have a 16 game season. All teams will be involved in the playoffs which will be a single elimination tournament with regular season records being used to determine playoff seating. #1 vs #8, #2 vs #7 etc. There will be a wild card round, division round, conference championship and then the winner of HFC faces off against winner of SFC in the HHFFFL title game. best of luck to you all

What a dish- scrom nom nom nom, tasty! High concept, low resolution, medium spicy, smooth execution At long last an ep for us foodies, pairs great with wine and cheese

HHFFFL Week Nine halftime scores, brought to you by cheap wine & nap time snores: Made with real Koenig Sugar LEAD The Winnipeg Murder, 21-17 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses LEAD The Hollywood Name-Droppers, 24-14 Ira Glass & DVD of K-Pax LEAD Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie, 14-10 The Lochteaser Freezer LEAD The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy, 28-20 Team Joes Lerini LEAD Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & the Howie Scream, 30-23 The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots LEAD Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 21-6 Fart Sound & Friends LEAD The War of Northern Aggression, 27-24 Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing any Work LEAD Engineer in the Headlights, 13-9

How much pod could a podcast cast if a podcast could cast pod? A. As much as alien overlord will allow B. Hot dog go to bathroom C. Hamburger sandwich go to movie D. Just enough to knock you out of the dull dark and dreary grayness in which our souls are forever banished on this whirling turd ball of rock we call planet

Afraid it's not that easy to just stop keeping score on an HHFFFL team. That ship has already sailed the station. What if we did exactly what every swingin Jingle Belt Q Public said, no questions asked. I shudder at the thought. Then we'd have all kinds of randos being all like 'stop keeping score on Made with real Koenig Sugar' or 'no need to bother with Team Joes Lerini' or 'just forget about Ira Glass.' Not sure what sort of outfit you think we is run here. 'Fart Sound & Friends' will just have to play the season out like all the rest of us moat-breathing alligator foods

Was always surprised that Professor Blastoff held out for as long as they did before ultimately folding under the immense pressure of being HH's direct competition tuesdays on earwolf

HHFFFL Week Nine match-ups, brought to you by sleek vine & thatch huts: The Winnipeg Murder (4-4) VS Made with real Koenig Sugar (5-3) The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (6-2) VS The Hollywood Name-Droppers (6-2) Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (5-3) VS Ira Glass (4-4) The Lochteaser Freezer (4-4) VS The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (3-4) Team Joes Lerini (5-3) VS Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & the Howie Scream (5-3) The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (6-2) VS Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-8) The War of Northern Aggression (5-3) VS Fart Sound & Friends (2-6) Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being the Smartest Kid in Class But Not Doing Any Work (3-5) VS Engineer in the Headlights (0-7)

HH forum fantasy football league Week Eight POWER RANKINGS: 1. The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (6-2) 2. The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (6-2) 3. The Hollywood Name-Droppers (6-2) 4. Made with real Koenig Sugar (5-3) 5. Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (5-3) 6. Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & the Howie Scream (5-3) 7. The War of Northern Aggression (5-3) 8. Team Joes Lerini (5-3) 9. The Lochteaser Freezer (4-4) 10. Ira Glass (4-4) 11. The Winnipeg Murder (4-4) 12. The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (3-4) 13. Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard af & blowing clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work (3-5) 14. Engineer in the Headlights (0-7) 16. Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-8) The All-Pro-Star-Bowl is fast approaching. We are trying to get Sexy Ref from Pistol Shrimps Radio to officiate the game which will be held at Engineer Frank Memorial Stadium in Kalamazoo, Michigan

HH forum fantasy football league Week Eight Pro-Version goes to Number 1 Cheeba Hawk. His prize is a private smoke session with famed hydroponics specialist Dr. Green Thumb. You'll sample soul-crushing strains from Saigon to the Sierra Madres. Then you'll fly first class to Amsterdam for a hamster jam with Swedish Chipmunks tribute band, Calvin & the Sickfunks. Plus you'll get mad groupie runoff for some major kissies & hella hot hand-holding action

HHFFFL Week Eight final scores, brought to you by squeaky skates on vinyl floors: The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots OVER Ira Glass, 37-30 The Winnipeg Murder OVER the Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy, $28-$20 Made with real Koenig Sugar OVER Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie, 13.3M-12.2M The War of Northern Aggression OVER Engineer in the Headlights, 1080-720 Team Joes Lerini OVER Ledecky Don't Know Defense, dime bag-nickel sack Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula & The Howie Scream OVER The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses, 5150-911 The Hollywood Name-Droppers OVER Fart Sound, 4 Weird Tales, Tcoap.. & YakkoWakko.com, bag of loot-bankruptcy The Lochteaser Freezer OVER Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being the Smartest kid in Class but not Doing any Work, 20Gs-18K

What a fabulous ep, Brandon was tremendous! He dropped some real gold there in between H&S bussing his shit up all over the place. An absolute clinic on being excellent podcast guest. thanks for another classic! Sam you are all wonderful too

Great first post! I would say definitely go on iTunes to subscribe, rate and review the show. Then probably best to also click play each week on the Earwolf episode page to get the soundcloud numbers up. Hey & how bout them Natalie portmans huh?

That's the waaaayyyyyyy we became the Handbook Bunch... with origins very vague & as difficult to pin down as the wind, steeped in the deep glow of grit & gumption, a vast array of personal journeys witches have led us here to this most one hundred & fifty-fourthest ep of all time

HH forum fantasy football league Week Eight halftime report: Ira Glass LEADS The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots, 20-17 The Winnipeg Murder LEAD the Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy, 14-10 Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie TIED W Made with real Koenig Sugar, 13-13 The War of Northern Aggression LEAD Engineer in the Headlights, 360-227 Team Joes Lerini TIED W Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 2 dimes-4 nickels The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses LEAD Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula, 411-187 The Hollywood Name-Droppers LEAD Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, Tcoap.. & YakkoWakko.com, cash-credit The Lochteaser Freezer LEAD Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard af & blowing Huge f*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in class but not Doing any Work, 17-14

some more HH theme song submissions for "Stank or Dank" Taste the Hose (ep 33 & 35) https://soundcloud.c.../taste-the-hose Pastamon (ep 143) https://soundcloud.c...rwoven/pastamon Brandon Content (ep 102) https://soundcloud.c...brandon-content

got my Speak on That shirt in the mail this past Tuesday & am already having been worn & washed it so even though it's no longer in pristine mint condition I will always have a memory of the day it was brand new which was also the day ep 153 dropped & then my Speak on That tee got its first taste of armpit sweat & dog hair

HH forum fantasy football league Week Eight match-ups: íntèrnâcìõnàl fútbol edición The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (5-2) VERSUS Ira Glass (4-3) The Winnipeg Murder (3-4) VERSUS The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (3-3) Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (5-2) VERSUS Made with real Koenig Sugar (4-3) The War of Northern Aggression (4-3) VERSUS Engineer in the Headlights (0-6) Team Joes Lerini (4-3) VERSUS Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-7) The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (6-1) VERSUS Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula (4-3) The Hollywood Name-Droppers (5-2) VERSUS Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, tcoap.. & YakkoWakko.com (2-5) The Lochteaser Freezer (3-4) VERSUS Dick Jokes, Vaping hard af & Blowing Huge f*cking clouds & being Smartest kid in Class but not Doing any Work (3-4)

HH forum fantasy football league Week Seven POWER RANKINGS: 1. The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (6-1) 2. The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (5-2) 3. The Hollywood Name-Droppers (5-2) 4. Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (5-2) 5. Made with real Koenig Sugar (4-3) 6. Team Joes Lerini (4-3) 7. The War of Northern Aggression (4-3) 8. Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula (4-3) 9. Ira Glass (4-3) 10. The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (3-3) 11. The Winnipeg Murder (3-4) 12. The Lochteaser Freezer (3-4) 13. Dick jokes, vaping hard af & blowing clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work (3-4) 14. Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com (2-5) 15. Engineer in the Headlights (0-6) 16. Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-7) Below are All-Pro-Star-Bowl rosters for Hayes Football Conference V Sean Football Clemference: HFC: Sean & Hayes, Question of the Day Podcast, Pokemon Go, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story, Fart Sound, The Pietá & Ira Glass VERSUS SFC: Army of Crows, kickstarter toaster, the Power of David Bowie, Talking Goat from 9 minute skit off Adam Sandler's 2nd album "What the Hell Happened to Me?" stolen at 11, Analog Recording, Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Dick Jokes & Cool Breeze from an Open Window

HH forum fantasy football league Week Seven Pro-Version goes to Danny Boy Wizard. His prize is at this very moment being determined in a backroom poker game where the stakes are high and nothing is off the table. The cards are dealt. Bets are placed. Danny Boy Wizard with the straight flush. He pulls in the pot, gazing lovingly at his take, even more heightened extrasensory perception & an old gypsy's intuition

HHFFFL Week Seven final scores, brought to you by Pita Bread and Tribal Wars: The War of Northern Aggression OVER Made with real Koenig Sugar, 33-28 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses OVER The Winnipeg Murder, 38-30 Team Joes Lerini OVER The Hollywood Name-Droppers, 41-31 The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy OVER The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots, 35-34 Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie OVER Engineer in the Headlights, 30-13 The Time Teacher called Me 'probably just a bad egg' to my mom & other half of handcuff OVER The Lochteaser Freezer, 24-20 Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula OVER Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com, 27-17 Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing huge f*cking clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work OVER Ledecky Don't Know Defense, 23-16

this ep was absolutely too much fun! it was great to meet Jen & hear her story. way to go everyone who got questions read in the popcorn gallery & a big congrats to oEBS, all them other EskimoBoosterStations can suck it!