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  1. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    Chris was smooth. This is probably what it would be like if Willie Nelson was on the show. Damn robust run of eps to start out the year. And does anyone know if the Pro-Version includes podcast tax exempt status? HHFFFL Snuper Bowl 1 Report: At the start of the 2nd half, Mutant League Football leads the Marc-Maron-i and Cheeses, 24-20. Mutant League receives the 3rd quarter kickoff but has to settle for a 35-yard field goal. Both teams trade 3-and-outs, then Tahini Sauce finds the Troops over the middle for a 57-yard TD. Bela Lugosi and Mutant League come right back with a flea flicker to Howie Scream that sets up a 5-yard TD run by Moai statues. End of 3rd quarter: Mutant League is ahead of the Marc-Maron-i and Cheeses, 34-27 After a slow start to the 4th quarter, Kickstarter Toaster picks off a pass by Lugosi and returns it for a touchdown. Mutant League responds with an 8-minute drive resulting in Moai statues 1-yard TD run on 4th and goal. Tom Hanks' hair in the Da Vinci Code has another long kick return, and the Troops break free on a power sweep right for a 27-yard TD run. But oh man Mutant League blocks the extra point and now lead 41-40 with 2:34 left in regulation. After a touchback, Mutant League takes over at the 20, moving the ball out to midfield before being forced to punt. The Marc-Maron-i and Cheeses call for a fair catch and start on their own 14-yard line with 1:24 on the game clock. Tahini Sauce connects with Kickstarter Toaster on three consecutive plays to bring the ball into Mutant League territory. After another quick 1st down and several tough runs by the Troops, the Cheeses face 3rd and short from the 37-yard line with only 12 seconds remaining. They decide to bring out their field goal unit for a 48-yard attempt. Coach Lerini wisely tries to ice the kicker with a last second timeout. Everyone resets. Here comes the snap, and the Cheeses' holder fumbles the ball!! The kicker falls on it and Coach greggy calls for timeout. After the fumbled try it will now be a 52-yard attempt. With 7 seconds to go, everyone resets once more. There's the snap, the hold looks good, and the kick is up...
  2. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    Salk it Chanson
  3. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    Ok I think I see what happened here. When the concession stand folks told you bobbleheads were only at the bar they meant the State Bar of California, those guys have booths set up all over the 2nd level and the lower mezzanine. Just go there and they'll take good care of you. Sincerest apologies for the inconvenience
  4. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    Big Game Catch Time Snuper Bowl 1 Halftime Report: Tom Hanks' hair in the Da Vinci Code returned the opening kickoff 79-yards setting up a 12-yard TD pass from Tahini Sauce to Kickstarter Toaster. Then Bela Lugosi marched his team methodically down the field behind the powerful running of Moai statues and found Howie Scream in back of the endzone for a 3-yard TD catch. The Marc-Maron-i & Cheeses added two quick field goals before Mutant League- answered with a 39-yard TD run by Moai statues. End of the 1st quarter: 14-13. In the 2nd quarter, Howie Scream intercepted a pass by Tahini Sauce setting up a short TD run by Moai statues. The Marc-Maron-i & Cheeses came back with a 98-yard drive capped off by a Tahini Sauce QB sneak TD run from the 2 yard line. Mutant League- kicked a 43-yard field goal as the first half came to an end to put them ahead by 4 points: 24-20 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X93x8wOivFA Don't forget to stop by any concession stand or info kiosk for a free engineer bobblehead. Collect all three
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    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    [video=youtube;GbXSZBnBOQ4] The team captains meet at midfield, they shake hands, the referee shows them the specially minted HH coin that will be used for the toss, tells Bela Lugosi as Dracula to call it, flips it high into the air as Bela creepily says Heads, it lands on Tails, Tahini Sauce and the Marc-Maron-i and Cheeses choose to receive the first half kickoff. So the game begins
  6. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Hi, new to the forums. Nice to meet you, everybody!

    Hi Swervy, welcome to the forums. You should try to be either nice and funny, or funny and nice. And if you're also able to be smart and/or good that would definitely help. As far as credibility goes just be a positive force around here and continue to make fun community contributions like your Popcorn Gallery theme
  7. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    This checks out because all I remember from the Scary Movies is Anna Faris and how she hoped and aspired not to die. And I believe that series is universally accepted as some of the best horror films ever made, along with The Birds and Addams Family Values yes, and
  8. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    So good when Hayes had to prompt Sean to go into his bit about how much they love lizard brains. Between the new comic strips touched on and the in-depth poker tips this was probably one of the more informative eps, while still remaining funny, nice and smart like we've come to love and appreciate HHFFFL News: Big Game Catch Time Snuper Bowl 1 kicks off this Sunday, January 29th. Not sure exactly what that means but we'll just see if we can't reinvent the cheese wheel or something. You're all invited to come out and cheer on Joe and greggy at Wolfcool Field in Burbank, CA. Free Engineer Cody bobbleheads to the first 1000 fans thru the gates. Tickets online at LouisCK.com *****Disclaimer: HHFFFL and its agencies are not responsible for gambling debts accrued by wagering on Snuper Bowl. Be them real or pretend, jelly beans or dollar bills, it ain't our problem. That being said the current odds for the game are Mutant League Football, Bela Lugosi as Dracula, the Howie Scream & Easter Island Moai statues at 7-4, and The Flint Michigan Marc-Maron-i and Cheeses at 11-5. Mutant League... are 7 point favorites. The point spread is 52.5 O/U
  9. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    Masterful ep. Gabrus killed it. Sean was on fire and sounded like Hayes got in some good cardio as well
  10. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 170 - The Wendigabrus, Our Close Friend

    Seek it Chanson
  11. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    The worst was when I was at the store and decided to get some special fancy chocolate but was paying zero attention and picked out the bitter kind but didn't notice until I got home and tasted it and then just threw it all out So you don't like Nick and Jess? But I thought that's what they're setting up as the big payoff
  12. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    I only eat the dove dark chocolate bars. Or there are these dark chocolate pretzel things at CVS that specifically say "snacking" on the package so I am certain that means it's okay for mass consumption. Or a Mounds because it has so much fruit inside. And Milky Way midnight which I had one today. Dove candy bar or ice cream bar?
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    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    (hey Cisco don't you bet Auden is like so high right now probly doing crazy equations and sh*t?)
  14. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    tbh I think all the business about punctualization, capitalization and other peculiarities in formatting has always been nothing but cheap marketing ploys by conniving editors who seek to manipulate trusting consumers that only want to escape reality by investing time in vampires and zombies and vampire zombies and puppies And I'm sure I don't know who Sean Spicer is. As this is HH forum I assume it must be a Clem Dawg reference and you are trying to make us all feel insignificant with your great intellect. If this is the case I obviously applaud you but suggest that you please be more considerate of us regular dummies in the future PS my editor totally wanted me to take out all the punctuation and I told him no and to scram
  15. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    I actually read an early edition of No Country that alternates between Aramaic, Portuguese and Jive My favorite TLJ line is from Coal Miner's Daughter, "Oh Loretta, them pies ain't the only thing salty about you"
  16. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    Hey CiscoKid I just read No Country for Old Men. Are you only Tommy Lee Jones or are you Sheriff Bell across all incarnations? good stuff tho. Don't fret too much over Llewelyn and Carla Jean, everbody know you done your best More bigger words please. Your trenchant rejoinders are an opulent paragon of panache
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    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    Whenever I'm stuck in cubicle, or alone on couch in basement, or mobbing thru Venice on stolen jet ski, my mind finds comfort in the fact that there's a Sean and a Hayes out there doing fearless fighting for freedom who will not rest until they've brought big healing loffs to the whole of humanity
  18. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    This ep really took me back to the endless hours spent jamming at band practices over the years. Joe was a beast and Brett continues to solidify himself as the premier engineer slash producer in the podcast game
  19. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 169 - Higher And Mightier With Joe Wengert

    Cirque it Chanson
  20. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 168 - Will Greenberg, Our Good Friend

    A wee bitty break in the clouds ushered in benevolent breeze through molecular structure of garage. As long as the dark mourning peace outside remained intact, they would not die today
  21. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 168 - Will Greenberg, Our Good Friend

    Very well, Jack Johnson has claimed sole responsibility for this predicament. Tho it all seems to be the result of erratic behavior from You-Know-Who. Chanson, if you can hear me, do sack it, please. I would do anything to perpetuate this meme.
  22. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 168 - Will Greenberg, Our Good Friend

    I've tried to be mostly kind and complimentary in my depictions, if not make Chanson appear superhuman. I harbor no hostility towards the man. If it ever seemed that way it's only because I heard famous people like him get a kick out of being roasted. Either way I had no choice in the matter, being a simple messenger. Besides, it was Jack Johnson P.I. who I picked it up from or probably he even got it from someone else. What I'm trying to say is, piss off urinalcake! I use Paint, but yeah that one is coming soon
  23. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 168 - Will Greenberg, Our Good Friend

    Dang it was rough hearing Hayes get so furious with Will. Understandable tho, such high stakes, so much loffs on the line. Reminiscent of Adam Pally being aggro with the boys in past appearances. But at least Will came to play, and we got two Teaser Freezer themes PLUS a new Suck on These song from Sam. Not bad at all
  24. Charlie Murphy Brown

    Episode 168 - Will Greenberg, Our Good Friend

    Sack it Chanson
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