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HHFFFL Week Seven halftime report, brought to you by beet spread & sad minor chord: Made with real Koenig Sugar LEAD The War of Northern Aggression: 21-17 The Winnipeg Murder LEAD The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses: 24-14 The Lochteaser Freezer TIED W the time teacher called me 'probably just a bad egg' to my mom & other half of handcuff: 10-10 Team Joes Lerini LEAD The Hollywood Name-Droppers: 24-21 The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots LEAD The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy: 31-28 Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie LEAD Engineer in the Headlights: 20-3 Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula LEAD Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & WakkoYakko.com: 17-7 Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing huge f*cking clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work LEAD Ledecky Don't Know Defense: 13-9

In the immortal words of triangle: the only real downside to a square is at the bottom In our minds we're all beautifully complex & glamorously turnt individuals, except for H&S who are just normos like ellen page & bernie sanders

Jen, HH forum fantasy football league WEEK SEVEN Match-ups: Made with real Koenig Sugar (4-2) VS The War of Northern Aggression (3-3) The Winnipeg Murder (3-3) VS The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (5-1) The Lochteaser Freezer (3-3) VS the time teacher called me 'probably just a bad egg' to my mom & other half of handcuff (3-3) Team Joes Lerini (3-3) VS Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes, NE Patriots & big dinosaur from Jurassic World (5-1) The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (5-1) VS the Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (2-3) Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (4-2) VS Engineer in the Headlights (0-5) Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula (3-3) VS Fart Sound, 4 vintage issues of Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com (2-4) Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-6) VS Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing huge f*cking clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work (2-4) ?

Jen, big fan of your stuff from elementary school, Who'd you come up with? Who are your guys? What'd your old man do?

Jen, how great is ice cream?

Oh dearest and most wonderful Jen, Gin rummy, gin and tonic, or gin and juice?

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HHFFFL Week Six POWER RANKINGS, brought to you by Stevie Nicks' flower spankings: 1. The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots (5-1) 2. The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses (5-1) 3. Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes, NE Patriots & big dinosaur from Jurassic World (5-1) 4. Made with real Koenig Sugar (4-2) 5. Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (4-2) 6. Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula (3-3) 7. The War of Northern Aggression (3-3) 8. Team Joes Lerini (3-3) 9. The Winnipeg Murder (3-3) 10. The Lochteaser Freezer (3-3) 11. The Time Teacher called me 'probably just a bad egg' to my mom & Other Half of Handcuff (3-3) 12. Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work (2-4) 13. The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy (2-3) 14. Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales & YakkoWakko.com (2-4) 15. Engineer in the Headlights (0-5) 16. Ledecky Don't Know Defense (0-6) Week Seven match-ups will be released tomorrow. All-Pro-Star-Bowl rosters are nearly complete. A big thanks to you all for making this the best satirical fantasy football league probably in the history of sports

This week's Pro-Version for forum fantasy football goes to Joe Lerini. His prize is no more prejudicial treatment for having drafted Chrs Hrdwck who is probably an okay guy once you get to know him. Points!

HHFFFL Week Six Final Scores, brought to you by neat pics of spinal sores: The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots OVER Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking clouds & Being the smartest Kid in Class but not Doing any Work: 45-34 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses OVER The War of Northern Aggression: 37-17 Team Joes Lerini OVER The Winnipeg Murder: 34-30 The Lochteaser Freezer OVER Engineer in the Headlights: 27-13 Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie OVER Mutant League football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula: 24-23 Made with real Koenig Sugar OVER Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales & YakkoWakko.com: 38-26 Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes, the NE Patriots & big dinosaur from Jurassic World OVER Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff: 35-31 The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy OVER Ledecky Don't Know Defense: 23-14 The following teams have yet to select a player to send to the All-Pro-Star-Bowl: Number 1 Cheeba Hawk, Danny Boy Wizard, Zack the Hinderberger & Just Add Pepper Joe Lerini, Number 1 Cheeba Hawk, Just Add Pepper, SteveH, ZacktheHinderberger & Danny Boy Wizard you still haven't named your team so let me know if you come up with a name you'd like to use. thanks!

Bday boys came to play! this ep was turnt. At times had the feel of a high-powered courtroom battle royale. until everyone got along & we all learned to crab scratch. the facebook live ghost stream was just a taste. we do love call backs. & finally some bball action. Move over pistol shrimps radio. I give it five forks of popcorn & a bag of soda

Rejoice! Bathe yourselves in the effervescent fount of glorious loffs that is this our shiny new ep

HH Forum Fantasy Football League update: Feel free to name your team. We're now doing All-Pro-Star-Bowl selections. Choose which of your players you want to rep your team in the showdown of Hayes Football Conference VS Sean Football Clemference SteveH: you can't send Sean & Hayes AND big dinosaur from jurassic world to All-Pro-Star-Bowl. Each team may only nominate one player, Sean & Hayes do count as one, but can't send all three. Let me know, thanks WEEK SIX HALFTIME REPORT: The New Hampshire Diarrhea Idiots LEAD Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing huge f*cking clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work: 28-24 The Flint Mi Marc-Maron-i And Cheeses TIED W The War of Northern Aggression: 10-10 Team Joes Lerini LEAD Army of Crows, Hot Mean Draft Beer & Gord Downie's shiny leather suits: 21-20 The Lochteaser Freezer LEAD Engineer in the Headlights: 24-10 Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten, Chrs Hrdwck & Bela Lugosi as Dracula LEAD Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie: 20-17 Podcast Hosts Doing iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars LEAD Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com: 21-13 Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff LEAD Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes, NE Patriots & big dinosaur from Jurassic World: 17-14 The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy LEAD Ledecky Don't Know Defense: 14-7

How do I love thee Hollywood Handbook, let me count the ways. One, you're like a dream come true. Two, just want to be with you. Three, girl it's plain to see, that you're the only pod for me. Four, that thing you do with your tongue. Five, everything else pales in comparison to the joy & rampant juiciness you deliver to my earholes on the reg. Just like Ronnie sang, be my little baby

Yes, thank you greggy & Larry. Please submit your All-Pro-Star-Bowl selections, the player you want to represent your team in the All-Pro-Star-Bowl showdown of Hayes Football Conference versus Sean Football Clemference Everyone is more than welcome to name their team, but understand if you do then that is how said team will be referred to in any future HHFFFL updates. This way you can continue drafting players to your team but it won't clutter up the scoreboard. Of course team names can always be changed. thanks for your support I select Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl as my team rep for the All-Pro-Star-Bowl and the name for my franchise at this point in existence is Ledecky Don't Know Defense

HH Forum Fantasy Football League WEEK SIX match-ups, SteveH's Birthday Edition: Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten & Chrs Hrdwck (3-2) VERSUS Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (3-2) Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing huge clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing work (2-3) VERSUS Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft (aka Robert Draft) (4-1) Podcast Hosts Doing iTunes Review Bit & In Memory of Vinyl stickers on Average Cars (3-2) VERSUS Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com (2-3) Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff (3-2) VERSUS The Marines, Roy Scheider, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots (4-1) Cool Breeze from Open Window, final statue of liberty scene from og planet of apes & Babe the blue ox (3-2) VERSUS The Troops, Tahini Sauce, kickstarter toaster & Tom hanks' hair in the da vinci code (4-1) Army of Crows, Hot Mean Draft Beer & Gord Downie's shiny leather suits (3-2) VERSUS Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the notion of playing season in memory of Big Floppy Guy (2-3) Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story (2-3) VERSUS the Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams attached to their Heads (0-4) The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales (1-3) VERSUS Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & Arizona Cardinals Defense (0-5) Below is HHFFFL Conference breakdown for upcoming All-Pro-Star-Bowl & Playoffs: Hayes Football Conference (HFC): Larry Birdemic, SteveH, nohorseman, Joe Lerini, Number 1 Cheeba Hawk, Fabio's Socks, Danny Boy Wizard, ZacktheHinderberger Sean Football Clemference (SFC): mwn, greggy, souprman, CiscoKid, lizzy, Just Add Pepper, Engineers, CMB

thank you for your concern about keeping HH community vibe balanced, but this in no way constitutes a battle between Sean & Hayes. it's our teams that will represent either the Sean Football Clements or the Hayes Football Conference. H&S aren't choosing sides, they're only figureheads. it is a symbolic way to divide the league while remaining focused on & dedicated to spreading the show & its principles to a global audience besides, Sean & Hayes are both on Steve's team, so I think we're in the clear

HHFFFL Week Five POWER RANKINGS, Beck Bennett Edition: 1. The Troops, Tahini Sauce, kickstarter toaster & Tom Hanks' hair in the da vinci code: (4-1) 2. Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots: (4-1) 3. Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft: (4-1) 4. Podcast Hosts Doing iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars: (3-2) 5. Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie: (3-2) 6. Cool Breeze from open window, final statue of liberty scene in og planet of apes & babe the blue ox: (3-2) 7. Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten & Chrs Hrdwck: (3-2) 8. Army of Crows, Hot Mean Draft Beer & Gord Downie's shiny leather suits: (3-2) 9. Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff: (3-2) 10. Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the Notion of Playing Season in Memory of Big Floppy Guy: (2-3) 11. Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing clouds & being smartest kid in class but not doing any work: (2-3) 12. Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story: (2-3) 13. Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com: (2-3) 14. The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales: (1-3) 15. The Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads: (0-4) 16. Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & the AZ Cardinals Defense: (0-5) Keep up all that hella wicked mad good footballing! We'll soon break the league up into two conferences to get ready for the All-Pro-Star-Bowl & the playoffs. Let me know if you prefer to be in the Hayes Football Conference (HFC) or the Sean Football Conference (SFC). Or if you have other suggestions about what to call the conferences

This week's HH forum fantasy football Pro-Version goes to souprman. His prize is one whole week on the forums free of any shaming. Offer redeemable at most Dairy Queens in the continental United States. Not to be combined with any other anti-shaming coupons. Offer expires 9/20/16

HHFFFL Week Five final scores: Podcast Hosts Doing iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars OVER Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots: 37-30 An Army of Crows, Hot Mean Draft Beer & Gord Downie's shiny leather suits OVER Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie: 23-20 Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard af & blowing huge clouds & being smartest kid in class but not do any Work OVER Cool Breeze from Open Window, final statue of liberty scene from OG planet of apes & Babe the blue ox: 31-24 The Troops, Tahini Sauce, kickstarter toaster & Tom hanks' hair in the da vinci code OVER Bo Jackson, Katie Ledecky & the Arizona Cardinals Defense: 31-14 Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com OVER the Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams Attached to their Heads: 27-21 Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft OVER Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery story: 36-33 2OT Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff OVER Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the Notion of Playing the Season in Memory of Big Floppy Guy: 37-27 Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten & Chrs Hrdwck OVER The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales: 29-28 Today's scores brought to you in part by Blackberry. When blue balls aren't enough, Blackberrys

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HH Forum Fantasy Football League WEEK FIVE Halftime Report: Podcast Hosts Doing an iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars LEAD Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots: 17-14 Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie LEAD An Army of Crows, Gord Downie's shiny leather suits & Hot Mean Draft Beer: 10-9 Dick Jokes, vaping hard af & blowing huge clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but not Doing any Work LEAD Cool Breeze from an Open Window, final statue of liberty scene from og planet of the apes & Babe the blue ox: 21-17 Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & AZ Cardinals Defense LEAD The Troops, Tahini Sauce, kickstarter toaster and Tom hanks' hair in the da vinci code: 14-10 Fart Sound, 4 vintage Weird Tales, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & YakkoWakko.com LEAD The Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams attached to their Heads: 24-14 Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story LEAD Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft: 28-20 Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the notion of Playing the Season in Memory of Big Floppy Guy LEAD Jimmy Stewart going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock movies & Other Half of Handcuff: 17-10 Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos, Gluten & Chrs Hrdwck LEAD The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales: 27-17 Stay tuned for a special halftime show featuring Engineer Brett playing a medley of sick guitar riffs

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Saturday thought on cinema: Movies is ideal for us cold heartless sums 'a' bitchez becuz they let us tap into our emotions & access the universal accord similar to cheesecake & great big loffs