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  1. Posted

    I always thought Cody was a sweetie, but a funny talented floppy-haired improving machine sweetie? who knew

     

    Here are the HHFFFL Week Three Final Scores:

     

    Podcast Hosts Doing a 5 Star iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars OVER The Troops (minus the Marines), Tahini Sauce, an app-controlled toaster & T-hanks' hair in the da vinci code: 420-311

     

    Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie OVER The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy: calzone-fajita

     

    Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes & the New England Patriots OVER Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story: Spanish bull-Shetland pony

     

    (Hot Mean) Draft Beer & Gord Downie's Shiny Leather Suits OVER Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky, & the AZ Cardinals D: cherry blossom-lump of coal

     

    Fart Sound, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & 4 vintage issues of Weird Tales held together by regret & a live electric eel OVER Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the Notion of playing the Season in Memory of Big Floppy Guy: Wakko-Dot

     

    Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft OVER the Engineers with Super Soakers & Sharks with Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads: Mount Rushmore-guillotine

     

    Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos & Gluten OVER Cool Breeze from an Open Window, the Final Statue of Liberty scene from Original Planet of the Apes & Babe the Blue Ox: The Searchers-Coogan's Bluff

     

    Jimmy Stewart Going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock Movies & Other Half of Handcuff OVER Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F-ing Clouds & Being the Smartest Kid in Class but not doing any Work: cheesecake-seltzer

     

    Week Three POWER RANKINGS will be out Thursdayish. keep it disney

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  2. Posted

    Welcome to the HHFFFL Week Three Halftime Report, brought to you by Snus.

    After two action packed quarters of play, here are the results:

     

    Podcast Hosts Doing 5 Star iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars is tied w The Troops (minus the Marines), Tahini Sauce, an app-controlled Toaster & T-hanks' hair in the da vinci code, 69-69

     

    Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie leads The Pietá & the Memory of Big Floppy Guy, pizza-taco

     

    Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story is ahead of Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes & the New England Patriots, horse-cow

     

    Hot Mean Draft Beer & Gord Downie's shiny leather suits leads bo jackson, katie ledecky & Cards D, flowers-gravel

     

    Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the notion of playing season in memory of Big Floppy Guy trails Fart Sound, 4 vintage issues of Weird Tales held together by regret & a live electric eel & TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA, Pinky-Brain

     

    Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft (aka Robert Draft) trails the Engineers with Super Soakers & Sharks with Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads, scissors-rock

     

    Cool Breeze from an Open Window, the Final Statue of Liberty scene from the original Planet of the Apes & Babe the blue ox leads Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos & Gluten, Clint Eastwood-John Wayne

     

    Jimmy Stewart Going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock Movies & Other Half of Handcuff is tied w Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing huge F-ing Clouds & Being the Smartest Kid in Class but not Doing any Work, great taste-less filling

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  4. Posted

    dang Hayes totally ruined Christmas for his kid. lump of coal is bad enough, but pee pee on lump of coal? the worst

     

    HHFFFL Week Three Match-ups:

     

    Podcast Hosts Doing a Bit around leaving 5 Star iTunes Reviews & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars

    VERSUS The Troops (-Marines) w Tahini Sauce, app-controlled toaster & T-hanks' hair in the da vinci code

     

    Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie

    VERSUS The Pietá & The Memory of Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales

     

    Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story

    VERSUS Roy Scheider, The Marines, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots

     

    (Hot Mean) Draft Beer & Gord Downie's Shiny Leather Suits

    VERSUS Bo Jackson, Katie Ledecky & the AZ Cardinals Defense

     

    Fart Sound, TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA & 4 vintage issues of Weird Tales held together by regret & an electric eel

    VERSUS Manti Te'o, Pokemon Go & the Notion of Doing the Season in the Memory of Big Floppy Guy

     

    Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft

    VERSUS The Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams Attached to their Heads

     

    Cool Breeze from an Open Window, the Final Statue of Liberty scene from OG plant of the apes & Babe the blue ox

    VERSUS Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos & Gluten

     

    Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but not Doing any Work

    VERSUS Jimmy Stewart Going "Whahh!" in Hitchcock Movies & Other Half of Handcuff

     

    Please let me know if any of your teams are not as you currently have them setup. Thanks

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  5. Posted

    After the horrible accident that took Big Floppy Guy away from us all too soon, The Pietá was able to step up and hold off the Engineers for a final score of 30-17. RIP Big Floppy Guy, you will be missed

     

    HHFFFL Week Two POWER RANKINGS:

     

    1. Roy Scheider, the Marines, Sean & Hayes & the NE Patriots (2-0)

    2. The Troops (-Marines), Tahini Sauce, app-controlled toaster & T-hanks hair in the da vinci code (2-0)

    3. Cool Breeze from an Open Window, a fly & final Statue of Liberty scene from OG planet of the apes (2-0)

    4. Podcast Hosts Doing an iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars (1-1)

    5. Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie (1-1)

    6. Mutant League Football, ASMR Videos & Gluten (1-1)

    7. Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft (1-1)

    8. Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Clouds & Being Smartest Kid in Class but not Doing any Work (1-1)

    9. Manti Te'o & Pokemon Go (1-1)

    10. Other Half of Handcuff & the Champs where Chris Rock told Doug to Stop Doing Drops (1-1)

    11. Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story (1-1)

    12. Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales & the Pietá (1-0)

    13. (Hot Mean) Draft Beer & Gord Downie's Shiny Leather Suits (0-2)

    14. Fart Sound & TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA (0-2)

    15. The Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams attached to their Heads (0-1)

    16. Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & the AZ Cardinals D (0-2)

     

    Note to Steve from the Office of the Draft Board: In order to have enough salary cap space to sign both Sean AND Hayes (because obviously they have HUGE contracts) we had to drop the nicotine mini-lozenge & the top quality sign spinner from your roster. You will still be able to add to your team in future weeks. Sorry for the inconvenience

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  6. Posted

    i'm hearing over the wire that a hole was discovered in big floppy inflatable guy at half-time. evidence suggests it was done just prior to the match as the teams were waiting in the tunnel. apparently a hole like this would give floppy guy more dynamic action on the field.

     

    charlie murphy brown can you comment on the situation?

     

    #floppygate

     

    No I do not can comment, but it is my duty. At this time, we have eye witness reports that two white male caucasians were seen fleeing the scene on a motorcycle with a skateboarder pulled behind. This would indicate foul play by the Engineers but souprman himself stated that the hole favored Danny Boy Wizard's team. In conclusion, we attribute said hole to a simple design flaw & shoddy stitch work by Brenda in Upholstery

     

    #floppygateclosed #stoplisteningtowires

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  7. Posted

    References to videogames or things that have had toy series made of them will be listed sooner, if anyone wants anything particular. I may not have it but I will look. I do not have Excite Bike.

     

    I have Excitebike

     

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    HHFFFL Update: At halftime, Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales & the Pietá leads The Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams attached to their Heads, 24-14

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  8. Posted

    fresh ep. Andree was phenomenal. such good stuff from Cody. a downright free-for-all in the very best way

     

    Here are the HHFFFL Week Two Final Scores:

     

    Roy Scheider, the Marines, mini-lozenge & the Patriots over Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie, 38-31

    Tahini Sauce, an app-controlled toaster & T-hanks hair in the da vinci code over Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being the Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing any Work, 27-23

    Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story over Mutant League Footbal & ASMR vids, 31-28 OT

    Manti Te'o w an AK-47 over Podcast Hosts Doing a Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars, 26-24

    Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft over (Mean Hot) Draft Beer, 41-34

    Cool Breeze from an Open Window, a fly & the Final Statue of Liberty Scene from Original Planet of the Apes over Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & the AZ Cardinals D, 31-17

    Other Half of Handcuff & the Champs where Chris Rock told Douggpound to Stop Doing Drops which led to His Quitting the Show over Fart Sound & TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA 37-34 2OT

     

    Tomorrow's action: Danny Boy Wizard's Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales & the Pietá will take on The Engineers w Super Soakers & Sharks w Laser Beams Attached to their Heads

     

    WEEK TWO POWER RANKINGS will be released on Thursday. Great footballing everyone!

     

    This week's forum fantasy football league Pro-Version goes to lizzy. Her prize is one guaranteed 2-game win streak redeemable at any point during the season

     

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  10. Posted

    Oh Julie. You're as bad as Zachary Levi and Liev Schreiber at keeping secrets.

     

    is that Liev Schreiber part aimed at Steve because i always thought his picture was just Liev with a santa hat and glasses but then I figured it had already been covered on here before and that everyone was okay with Liev posting as steve. similar to Julie (Fabio's Socks) and whoever else is on the forums disguised as regular people. i also heard souprman was in metallica

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  12. Posted

    HHFFFL Week Two Halftime Report:

     

    Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie leads Roy Scheider, the Marines, a nicotine mini-lozenge, the Patriots & OOTPTSOTSOTHAHUSCSS. BAGOTTTSAWAPAS. NSD, 24-17

     

    Tahini Sauce, an app-controlled toaster & Tom Hanks' hair in the da vinci code is tied w Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds & Being the Smartest Kid in Class but Not Doing Any Work, 13-13

     

    Mutant League Football & ASMR vids leads Half a Handcuff & Ryan Lochte's Olympic Armed Robbery Story, 17-14

     

    Podcast Hosts Doing a Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars leads Manti Te'o w an AK-47, 21-13

     

    (Mean Hot) Draft Beer leads Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft, 27-24

     

    Cool Breeze from an Open Window, a Fly & the Final Statue of Liberty Scene from the Original Planet of the Apes leads Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & the AZ Cardinals D, 14-10

     

    Fart Sound & TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA is tied w Other Half of Handcuff & the Champs where Chris Rock told Douggpound to Stop Doing Drops, 21-21

     

    Note: Danny Boy Wizard's Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales & the Pieta will play later in the week. If no new teams join then we may need some volunteers to draft teams for Hayes, Sean, and/or the Engineers

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  13. Posted

    As we approach the big One-Five-Oh let us reflect back on what a wild few years it's been. We've seen segments come & go, met many close friends, & still nobody knows what's going on with the pro-version. So here's cheers to another three years. May the loffs flow freely & may our children's children's films pull in millions & billions

     

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  14. Posted

    i would like to draft some of the troops that greggy let have the week off, but just for this week

    thanks

     

    from HHFFFL Players Union Rep: the troops are still on greggy's roster. they cannot be used without a trade. Danny Boy you can always draft the troops from some other sovereign military power besides the U.S.

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  15. Posted

    HH Forum Fantasy Football League WEEK TWO Match-ups:

     

    souprman's Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie

    VERSUS SteveH's Roy Scheider & the Marines w/ a nicotine mini-lozenge & the NE Patriots

     

    Joe Lerini's Mutant League Football & ASMR videos

    VERSUS Fabio's Socks' Half a Handcuff & a Jug of Milk

     

    nohorseman's Podcast Hosts Doing an iTunes Review Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars

    VERSUS Larry Birdemic's Manti Te'o w/ an AK-47

     

    Just Add Pepper's Dick Jokes, Vaping Hard AF & Blowing Clouds & Being Smartest kid in Class but not doing work

    VERSUS greggy's The Troops (-Marines) w Tahini Sauce, app-controlled toaster & T-hanks hair in the da vinci code

     

    lizzy's (Mean Hot) Draft Beer

    VERSUS mwn's Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft (aka Robert Draft)

     

    CiscoKid's Cool Breeze from an Open Window & the final Statue of Liberty scene from original Planet of the Apes

    VERSUS Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky, the Cardinals D & Bridget Jones Diarrhea

     

    Number 1 Cheeba Hawk's Other Half of Handcuff & the Champs where Chris Rock told Doug to stop doing Drops

    VERSUS one person's Fart Sound & TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA

     

    Set your players & lock in your teams, there's a batmoon on the rise

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  17. Posted

    HH forum fantasy football league Week One Day 4 final scores:

     

    Joe Lerini's Mutant League Football over Number 1 Cheeba Hawk's Other Half of Handcuff, 38-31

    nohorseman's Podcast Hosts Doing a Bit & In Memory Of Stickers over Bo Jackson & AZ Cardinals D, 703-2

     

    Current HH forum fantasy football league Power Rankings:

     

    1. Podcast Hosts Doing a Bit & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars (1-0)

    2. Roy Scheider & the Marines w/ a nicotine mini-lozenge & NE Patriots (1-0)

    3. Mutant League Football & ASMR Videos (1-0)

    4. Knights of Columbus (1-0)

    5. The Troops minus the Marines w/ Tahini Sauce & an app-controlled Toaster (1-0)

    6. Cool Breeze from an Open Window & a Fly (1-0)

    7. Dick Jokes & Vaping Hard as F*ck & Blowing Huge F*cking Clouds (1-0)

    8. Two Nice Cold Beers & Robert Kraft (0-1)

    9. Fart Sound & TCOAPSAHAOTLARTiCA (0-1)

    10. Manti Te'o w/ an AK-47 (0-1)

    11. Draft Beer (0-1)

    12. Half a Handcuff & a Jug of Milk (0-1)

    13. Other Half of Handcuff (0-1)

    14. Bo Jackson from tecmo Super Bowl, Katie Ledecky & AZ Cardinals D (0-1)

     

    The Week Two game schedule should be released tomorrow

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  18. Posted

    HH fantasy league update: after 2 quarters of play, Mutant League Football is leading Half a Handcuff, 28-17

     

    Tonight's prime-time match-up features nohorseman's Podcast Hosts Doing a Bit around leaving 5 star iTunes reviews & In Memory Of Vinyl Stickers on Average Cars taking on Bo Jackson from the NES, Katie Ledecky, & the Cardinals D

     

    With my 4th round pick I select the Nuclear Option, but promise to keep it safely on the bench. I also draft the magical weed strain Bridget Jones Diarrhea. Both these players are inactive til Week 2 so it should be a good game tonight

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  19. Posted

    HH forum fantasy football league Week One final scores:

     

    greggy's The Troops over Larry Birdemic's Manti Te'o, 10-7

    Just Add Pepper's Dick Jokes over one person's Fart Sound, 24-21

    SteveH's Roy Scheider & the Marines over mwn's A Nice Cold Beer, 42-41

    souprman's Knights of Columbus over Fabio's Socks' Handcuffs, 31-21

    CiscoKid's Cool Breeze from an Open Window over lizzy's Draft Beer, 10-9

     

    Today's action: Number 1 Cheeba Hawk's Half a Handcuff is taking on Joe Lerini's Mutant League Football

     

    The power rankings should come out tomorrow. Julie Klausner will be in studio breaking down HH #147

     

    You can still enter the league. Just draft a team and you will be added to the upcoming schedule

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  21. Posted

    What an exciting Week One. Everyone did so much great fantastic football playing. At halftime we have:

     

    Dick Jokes leading Fart Sound, 17-10.

    Roy Scheider & the Marines are tied with A Nice Cold Beer, 21-21.

    The Knights of Columbus are ahead of Handcuffs, 14-7.

    Cool Breeze from an Open Window is in a defensive struggle with Draft Beer, 7-3.

     

    Thanks to all the sponsors, & to the fierce competitors. The pro-version for this week's HH forum fantasy football goes to Hayzie Bone & Clemdawg. Their prize is continued love & support from us listeners

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  22. Posted

    Here are the HH forum fantasy football match-ups for Week One: Just Add Pepper's Dick Jokes will face off with no one's Fart Sound. Then Steve's Roy Scheider & the Marines will go up against mwn's A Nice Cold Beer. The only pending trade is Steve offering the Knights of Columbus to souprman for his picture of the Washington Monument. Assuming this trade goes through, we'll see souprman's team versus Fabio's Socks' Handcuffs. CiscoKid's Cool Breeze from an Open Window will square off with lizzy's Draft Beer. Please note: because mwn already drafted A Nice Cold Beer this means that lizzy's Draft Beer cannot be nice or cold. greggy is 1-0 & Larry Birdemic is 0-1 after a controversial game yesterday. The draft itself is still active so you can add to your team or others can enter the league whenever. Feel free to let us all know how your games are going

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  23. Posted

    Hey! the government is watching us. we are not scared of you! you hear me? 1st amendment man

     

    Let it be known Larry filed a proper protest regarding the forfeit of his game, it is under review

     

    Let it also be known that I sort of always knew jared leto was sketchy cuz how he used to keep selling ellen burstyn's tv set for drrrgs and then jennifer connelly jennifer connelly'd all over the place. Aronofsky is a maniac

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  25. Posted

    At best show bring it- Speak on that. Geese on quack, Tim Treese on tap. Fleek on splat. Police boom cap. Release tomb catch goes peace soon past. Just before the blimp crashed into the playing field souprman and silvrwoman swooped in and rescued everyone. Because of the mayhem, Larry's team had to forfeit and so greggy's The Troops are now 1-0 in HH forum fantasy football league. Also, there's a pep rally in the gym today at 3:00 pm

     

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