Chef C Rock

Saw this in the theater when I was 14... It did not age well, folks

Gyms and Spas, be they the same?

This flick was beyond BONKERS! I was basically doing a Jason "WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!" throughout the entirity, especially when the Spa Ghost (coast to coast) merged with her brother. That was some major WTF craziness! LOVED IT!

Travolta has never been more in his element than in that aerobics class. Mesmerizing!

Holy shit... Skeletor DOES look like Jack Palance!!!

Shelly's admittance to witnessing the Wonderland murders was so out-of-nowhere brilliant! Sanz is a genius!!!

Ex Machina sounds good but alas as a Minnesotan I once again have to suck a big fat robot dick. My knees are starting to hurt.

"My head's like a shark fin!" How is LL not currently dominating the rap game with gems like that???

Thank you, Paul and June!!! This was the best part of my morning by far and actually elicited a wife-waking "Fuck Yes!!!" as my computer bestowed this glorious episode upon my ears!

Oh man.

RIP Harris You truly made a welcome and lasting impact upon your fans

I seriously want to cry. Just an immense talent that will be greatly missed. R.I.P. Harris

The comic nerd in me is going ga ga for all this talk of The Inhumans and their leader Black Bert!

Len's masculinity is overwhelming and intoxicating. Like an even more suave reincarnation of Robert Mitchum!

Cross, Adomian and Walsh on CBB?! Sweet Christmas, I think I may have died and gone to heaven! Either that or I am being overcome by a strong case of the vapors, oh lawdy!

Connery's ponytail is on point!

Shelly Long. Craig T. Nelson. Girl Scouts. You're welcome!

The phrase "weird boobs" is now stuck in my head