Game of Scones

I'm never coming back!

Hey scuzzman, how dirty can your fingernails get before your girlfriend dumps you?

never ever heard of regular show

lets see splitsider try and do an article about this shit!

I do need Hayes!

I just noticed this... alot of you guys are weird. Its okay im not gonna tell the other forums or anything. Its just, its a little shocking to finally notice. Anyway, wheres Veebs?

Gross. And i reallylike iron chef

one word: sinbad. I, for one, will give Jeff a chance.

I dont know who you are talking about.

So, for those who don't know, I'm really tall. (and not white) This young couple comes through my line at work and after some banter between the three of us the guy says. "What are you going to dress up for for Halloween." I explain I'm there until midnight and fuck you. He says "you'd make a great Shaq." His girlfriend starts freaking out like he called me the n-word. I laugh. Dude starts laughing. Now, she's offended! Up-tight liberals, am I right? Vote Trump!

Im at work wishing i wasnt. You can all go to hell.

If you're the assistant manger, you can not dress up in full leather black widow costume.

people quickly give up when they draft garbage teams

Do you wish you could have worked with Tim and Eric like my man David Liebe Hart? What is your favorite of David's puppets?

we're doing photo bits now? kids today

death to the infidels

There is a commercial featuring multi-colored magical bears that tell kids not to do drugs. Its called Care Bear D.A.R.E. commercials have titles now

screw you, brady and the big dude with the bionic arm

I'm waiting for that Fallon/Kimmel crossover. Jimmy ...I've been up since 2 AM...

fail you didn't mention titties once, bro

If I can find it, remember too, I'll post a poem I did when I was 5/6 about a guy who heard voices in his head. I'm a weird guy.

I used to really like poems.

show, dont tell

This new proversion has propelled soup into new levels of dickery. Im enjoying it.