Game of Scones

So, I can still be aborted?

some smart people are making some smart jokes i'll have no part of it

Some times i think im an Ilana but i know im an Abbi

Another white washed hollow-wood movie No thanks

slumber party!!!

no, but i'll make you feel good

sometimes its too much, dixon

howl fm ad on bill simpsons new podcast earwolf has spread its wings

you're going to get voted off the forum

nevermind "sometimes we're against the law" 10/10

1/10 spoilers indoor sunglasses

If I had to bet all my money on one poster posting right after my post about boobs, it would have been Houston. RIP Dairy, you were a not too distant second. Its the same here. Guys are called 'check out chicks with dicks' and no one is offended by this. I should call you Stevia, because you're fucking fake.

So, just got off work. I'm a checker at a grocery store. Here's a non rhyming poem about my day. A woman comes into my line with fantastic breasts. I try not to stare, but I am human. She starts reaching in her purse for change, leaning forward. I try not to look down her blouse, but I am a human. With the last of my will, and the obligation bestowed upon me in my workplace. I break eye contact with her cleavage. I feel...inhuman. With her breast no longer blinding me I can see the world I left behind. The woman behind her, the bagger in my line, they all stare still. Guilt leaves me. They are human. The perfect tits leave with their perfect change. Sadness swells stiffer than my manhood. The woman behind her steps forward. She says: "I don't have cleavage that amazing." We laugh. So human. I say: "That's a shame." and laugh. She doesn't laugh with me. She doesn't even smile. Silence. Fin Based on a true story. So, as you can see, I too have faults. As hard as it is to believe. I should also point out the three of us stared for a good thirty seconds while she digged through her purse. It was an unnaturally long amount of time to stare at someone's chest in public. I really felt pretty guilty until the second woman said something. Then, I felt really stupid. we ALL believe you

looks too wet. soggy noodles, no thanks.

I'm in a 30 point hole. I don't like my chances of winning this week. I really thought I'd go undefeated....not really.

I'd let you crash on my couch but as it stands I live on a different coast and I don't like you.

its very sad

too soon

it didn't work

more dick pics

I could have gone with Norman Bates, or even spookier, Norman Reedus, the zombie man from the south.

oh, some of you have lives? that's cool, I guess.

everyone too scared to post?

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