Game of Scones

what a singing voice, brett you should be on the next season of AMERICAN IDOL™

What was this, an episode of You made it the Best Show with Pete Sharpling. This was way too long. I want my money back.

revolver ocelot? I was a medic on a spaceship dreadnought. An alien came aboard and I killed it and did an autopsy on it. This was a dream, if you were wondering.

This is not a bit! Crowworld is taking place. I came home and there were seven in front of my door. Seven. I hadn't seen one anywhere near for weeks and suddenly a whole murder of them.

also, and I never say this, but I think zach is a little high

died at 69

lapkus use of 'sir' for her young characters cracks me up

that's right, bjork-face

hppy brthdy dbg, wrgn

is it still sweet?

I'm sure

As a former pastry poster, I can honestly say, it doesn't fucking matter one bit.

I find crow law distasteful.

I don't drink coffee. I'm also miserably tired two or three days a week.

you bet your sweet ass it does

I was washing my hands in the employee bathroom today and looked in the mirror and had a startling realization. My name backwards is Namron. THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING!

good job ashley

I have balls!

you should turn away from that lifestyle while you still can I did(at least until Im bored with this)

I'm sorry to break this to you...even the friend zone seems like a stretch.

'my face isn't really burnt'

the school was hogwarts

You were screaming 'it burns' between very loud grunts of pain. I was trying to help.

I actually did like that post, souprman, despite the vile contents. You could check it now, though that would prove pointless because I could be lying about having liked it before. I'm not. This post troubles me, souprman. I feel like you feel like I don't appreciate you. I do, buddy. You provided me with numerous laughs while referencing music and pop culture I have zero association with culturally. I don't think I'll be liking your current post though. You can't beg for it. Even nice guys know that.