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  1. Xandar1977

    EPISODE 359 — TofuPeople

    That's it, everyone on my Christmas list this year are getting cardboard ice cream cones.
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    EPISODE 238.5 — 6/26/15 TWO CHARTED 177

    Haha yeah, learn the words to the Bugle, the song I'm talking over.
  3. Xandar1977

    EPISODE 358 — Freddie Mercury To Me

    Oh wow, I thought I was the only one who knocked when leaving a room!
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    I could have sworn in the Audible ad, Paul said 'Bram Stroker's Jackula.' That's the porno version?
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    EPISODE 357 — Modern Anti-Comedy

    Haaahahaha I forgot about "Was that even a song?"
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    EPISODE 357 — Modern Anti-Comedy

    Come on Scott, it's Downtown Abbey.
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    EPISODE 357 — Modern Anti-Comedy

    Tiny's Thulsa Doom impression just made me spit milk and cheerios all over the floor.
  8. Janet Varney's laugh is amazing. For me it's up there with PFT's off-mic laughter and Matt Gourley's snorts.
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    EPISODE 356 — Heynong Man

    Wow, Van Morrison was playing at work when Mike mentioned him, it was Brand New Day from Moondance, though.
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    EPISODE 236 — Disrupted Harmonies

    Oh shit, Stard, I'm totally with you on the Macy's thing. Back in 2004ish I worked at the Macy's in the Thousand Oaks Mall, and it was absolutely soul-crushing work. They started me out on the floor, and it was just basically clearing out the dressing rooms and folding clothes for eight hours. I eventually got on the register, and you're right, Christmas was a fucking nightmare. It's the only job I've ever had where I would get to work every day and just let out a deep sigh before getting out of the car. Fuck that place.
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    EPISODE 235.5 — 6/05/15 TWO CHARTED 174

    No, my dad was ready to retire, and my parents both liked Tucson. I had nothing going for me in LA, just dead end job after dead end job, so I came with. We bought a small store, so I run that. Very glad I did come with, a couple years after moving out here I met a girl who worked at the Chinese restaurant a couple doors down, and now we've been married almost two years. We both hate this heat though. It was 106 I think, a couple days ago.
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    EPISODE 235.5 — 6/05/15 TWO CHARTED 174

    If I still lived in LA I would have for sure attended the summit, but I now live in this godforsaken oven that is Tucson.
  13. Xandar1977

    EPISODE 354 — Solo Bolo: Dos Lo

    Also, hearing Werner Herzog say 'Not the mama' is another highlight.
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    EPISODE 354 — Solo Bolo: Dos Lo

    Come on guys, he was born in Arizona, and moved to Babylonia.
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    EPISODE 354 — Solo Bolo: Dos Lo

    Totally buying one tomorrow when I get paid and have more than seven dollars in the bank.
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    EPISODE 354 — Solo Bolo: Dos Lo

    I was listening to it again last night. I think I'm on fourth or fifth listen. One of my all-time favorite CBB moments is when Scott said about Michael "Just to clarify, this is not a person playing a character," and the uproarious laughter that followed.
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    EPISODE 235 — Vision Impaired, Still Prepared

    I was thinking the same thing. Yes it was a giant action scene, but the world George Miller created is so incredibly rich, and Fury Road only scratched the surface.
  18. For a seventeen year-old, Marissa has excellent knowledge of 1980's pop culture.
  19. Matt Gourley is one of the absolute funniest motherfuckers on the planet.
  20. It just occured to me that Dolores told Mitch that she was married when they were stuck in that burning building together. It seems like Mitch has been spending a lot of time with another man's wife. What is going on here? Obviously he's a terrible driver, and possibly cursed, because he ends up in life-threatening situations once a week or so. Why does she keep getting in a car with him? Unless, it's a true love situation. She is in an unhappy marriage with her husband Rich, and she really actually loves Mitch, so she puts herself in these situations to see if he'll save her. The sad thing is Mitch won't shut the fuck up about websites. Oh well.
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    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    Just to clarify, I'm not talking about the machine next to the washer.
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    EPISODE 351 — CBB: The Movie

    I've only recently started listening to Hollywood Handbook, and was super excited when those two dickholes showed up on Comedy Bang Bang. If there's such a thing as 'dryer humor,' they've fucking nailed it.
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    EPISODE 234.5 — 5/29/15 TWO CHARTED 173

    Haahahaha tongue condom! Kulap's laugh was amazing.
  24. Xandar1977

    Episode 17 — Positive Energy YES!

    29:04, I thought his mom named her dog Stephanie.
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    EPISODE 352 — Scrunchy Face

    Iiiiiiiiiiit's been four weeks.
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