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    Episode 212.5 - Minisode 212.5

    I'm hoping for the Cyndi Lauper / Jeff Goldblum vehicle "Vibes"
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    One Crazy Summer (1986)

    Those Savage Steve Holland movies were really weird.
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    Episode 209.5 - Minisode 209.5

    Damn right it does. (John Milius, patron saint of 80s action garbage)
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    Episode 209.5 - Minisode 209.5

    Seems like a reasonable list, Cameron. I would probably go with a "category list" 1) A movie starring the Coreys 2) One of the father-son body switching movies 3) A jingoistic Reagan-era military action film 4) Blank Check 5) North
  5. Hey all, sorry for my prolonged absence... just wishing everyone Merry Christmas alongside our old friends of Krush Groove:
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    Episode 202.5 - Minisode 202.5

    Never going to have a better opportunity to post this song:
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    Episode 199.5 - Minisode 199.5

    I won't speak for everyone, but "doing anything with your friends" is a rare event post-parenthood. Nevermind birthdays. I don't really celebrate them at all.
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    Family Business (1989)

    "All I'm trying to do, Mark, is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory."
  9. Note that these effectiveness numbers are *almost always* based on self-reporting. Meaning when barrier methods (condoms and diaphragms, etc.) fail it's usually because people are lying about using them.
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    Musical Mondays Week 48 School Daze

    That's the point, I think. Sal can cast away his background in the neighborhood, personal feelings towards Mookie, Buggin Out, Raheem, etc. in really just one action. He doesn't have to be thoughtful or premeditated about it. He's white and he has access to all the privileges that entails. Using the N-word makes that clear to everyone. I thought that was best part of the movie, although it's been a while. As for Mookie, I think he's not supposed to have a plot. He's the narrator, like Ishmael or Nick Carraway. *Hey guys, taking a break from writing. It's been a while. How are you all?
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    Musical Mondays Week 48 Preview (Grudlian's 2nd pick)

    Sorry guys, I have been totally swamped. I'll be above water in a few weeks. Thanks for your understanding.
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    Episode 197 - Beastly: LIVE!

    Still impossible There are no roads to Machu Picchu, besides the one that comes from the tourist village in the neighboring valley. The only way to get *there* is by train.
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    Episode 196.5 - Minisode 196.5

    Cameron, join the dark side
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    Episode 196.5 - Minisode 196.5

    Yeah, let's not make it complicated.
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    Ski Patrol (1990)

    Has this been recommended? Not turning up on the search engine. Police Academy hits the slopes! Not to be confused with Ski School, also released in 1990. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdVAeSchgnQ
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    Episode 192.5 - Minisode 192.5

    Cameron, I tried your challenge. I started with "Top 50 Most Played" on Amazon Prime and skipped every song but Portugal. Man. "Feel It Still", and Lorde's "Green Light". Hat tip to Lorde for referencing "Mack the Knife".
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    Episode 191.5 - Minisode 191.5

    I think this comes from OITNB, but there's a good reason; the first season is based on Piper Kerman's actual experiences in prison whereas everything that follows is completely imagined
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    Episode 159 - Caddyshack (w/ Alex Schmidt)

    "This is an exclusive club, Wang, so don't tell anyone you're Jewish"
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    Episode 190.5 - Minisode 190.5

    Doesn't this belong on the Unspooled podcast?
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    Episode 190.5 - Minisode 190.5

    You could add Side Out to cover beach volleyball. I don't know if there's a HDTGM-worthy surfing movie, though.
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    Episode 187 - Beautiful Creatures

    Revisiting this, I am kind of ashamed that I didn't put this song forward:
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    Episode 190 - Hurricane Heist: LIVE!

    Just an aside, you're definitely not going to launder $600 million through a strip club. It has to be something high value, like real estate. To make a cash transaction, you'd probably want it to be in another country, one that accepts USD as a reserve currency but is not friendly with the United States. Of course in that scenario you're at the mercy of a hostile foreign government. Obviously, extensive bribes would be necessary. If you don't cover all your bases, your collaborators might end up dead/permanently imprisoned and you would be out of your money. In any event, it would not be a pretty transaction, and you'd be working with a lot of bad actors. This would have been a much more interesting movie, btw.
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    Episode 190 - Hurricane Heist: LIVE!

    You guys want a good example of money laundering? (For those who don't want to click through, think: real estate).
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