thinkofthechildren

I know no one ever gets serious on this forum, but just for one second I wanna say that this show is a really special thing. Hayes and Sean are eventually going to be discovered and become God damn superstars and Steffi will be left in their wake and that's sad, but honestly, I'm thinking these guys could get big. Like, Mariska Hargitay big, and for now it's like its our own little club. And it's beautiful. I won't be listening again next week. ~thinkofthechildren

Guys, I honestly thought this was a show hosted by Sean Hayes from Will And Grace? He played Jack McFarland, and I was so upset he didn't like my songs. Then I realised the show is actually hosted by a coupla fuckin' fly over state nobodies named Hayes AND Sean? What the hell? What else don't I know about this show? Is Mark not really recording sound drops? Is skelingtons not scary? Is popcorn not movies peanuts? I'm losing my mind over here... anyway, I took Sean Hayes' advice and got some help and the doctor told me to snort seven xanax a day, so I have no time left for podcasts. Never listening again ... and please, Thinkofthechildren.

Birthday Boys. Do you have to pay Patty and Mildred every time someone sings your theme song? What's the costs of that? Seems like you should get a new theme song? Something in the public domain? Take Me Out To The Ball Park? Camptown Races?

If we're doing dog history month, here's Holly. Asleep on me. Edit: Spent three minutes trying to figure out why the image was so small, was unsuccessful, you'll just have to take my word that she's a really cute dog. She's just like a brown Marley and Me except she's not dead.

I did what Hayes and Sean said and made them shitty themes for their shitty segments. I'm just like Maggie Gyllenhaal in Secretary, and Hollywood Handbook is my boss, anytime they ask me to do something, I do it, then I piss on myself. They might still be processing because of my fucking fly over country internet. Deal with it. Did I done good uncy Hayes? Did I done good Uncy Sean?

Y'all got parents who like to make sex in October?

I need the answer to this one.

Dear Simbad. How did it feel to have Brad "ley Cooper" Pitt play you in a movie? thinkofthechildren

I'd love to comment on this week's episode, but I think I got sent a "Who's The Boss?" rerun by mistake? Is anyone else having this problem? If yes, did anybody else think Angela was being a total bitch when she was questioning why Tony didn't take the job in Washington? ... Never listening again due to Angela's behaviour. thinkofthechildren

At this point, I can either back down. Or I can lie and make up something that becomes cannon I have to follow for the rest of my time here... These are the moments that create true champions. This is my Apollo Creed. This is my final arm wrestle in Over The Top. This is my decision to direct Stayin' Alive. ... The truth is guys. I'm a Hollywood bigwig on the forums to scout for new talent. It's easier to hire someone who's already learned how to kick butt and drop names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call show biz than it is to teach someone how to kick butt and drop names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call show biz, and the truth toby? The real truth? Is that you, just like Charlie Chaplin in the McCarthy era. You've just been James Spader's The Blacklisted.

Hey toby keith sweat, I don't want to start a forum beef, but it looks to me like you live in a fucking flyover state man. I'm thinking maybe 69sville is NOT in Hollywood? ... how else would you explain going to Walmart and NOT buying coconut waters and a blu ray copy of Tom "CruiseControl" in Cocktail? ... not very Hollywood.

Between the cronuts and my private tour of the craft services table. This week's episode made me feel just like Rufio in the food fight scene from the film "Hook!" Starring Dusting Hoffmen as Rain Man and Robbing Williams as Patch Adams. But what the fuck is this TEDtalk shit? If I wanted to learn about Car Parks. I would have just watched Olbrey Pasta in CarParks and Recreational TEDtalking. I came here to learn how to be movies and TV.. Frankly. I won't be listening again. thinkofthechildren

Olbrey Pasta. In an episode of recreational park workers you were on, you said your favourite rock star was Jeff Mangum. He did an album about Anne Frank. How does it feel to be a Nazi in Hollywood?

What up? What up? First time posting on the forums just to say I will NEVER be listening to Hayes and Sean again. You used to make me buss my shit up in a mostly good way, but today, when I heard that add selling sparkboxes to children, it made me buss up in a bad way. I stopped listening IMMEDIATELY! How can you think it's ok to sell boxes of fire to children? You have clearly sold out, probably because you're not making as much money in movies and TV as you said. Boxes of fire are scarier than skelingtons and ghoulies, and I can't believe you sell them on your show. I'm very disappointed, more disappointed than the time I played mini golf with William Fichtner and Jonathan Lipnicki and Jonathan won by 4 strokes ... I would have thought Willy Fichtner was better at golf than that. Anyway, never listening again, you never made me laff my whole butt off, I still have most of it. Go fuck yourself, thinkofthechildren