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Great CBB ads this week. I just renewed my Netflix subscription and bought the Denzel Washington reading Old Man and the Sea to Chloe Moretz version of the audible audiobook! Love to support the show.

Snooze ya lose ajjar

Hey guys, just wanted to let you know that I got a girl on Tinder into Hollywood Handbook. You're welcome for expanding your fan base Sean and Hayes, and for being a cool guy on Tinder.

Dear Alex, What's the deal with airplane food? P.S. sorry for this question

Questioning Sean and Hayes' judgement here. I mean that Conan writer JUST said that pranks isn't funny. jk it was funny. http://www.avclub.com/article/conan-writer-went-rant-basically-saying-jimmy-fall-218241

Hey Valerie Bryant, I just had my phone interview for the focus group thing. I talked up Hollywood Handbook a bunch to the guy so scoop troop get out your pens, this is how to network and make famous hosts like Sean and Hayes become more famous and like you as friends even maybe. p.$ Thank$ for the money$ Val

Hayes said my popcorn question was good. I'm having a good day.

Mary, I just told my friend Peter that you were on the next HH and he is too scared and shy to come on the forums here but wanted to ask if you'd marry him. He's a catch, I swear. P.s. (don't read this out loud, or just whisper it, Pete has bad ears) he's not a catch, he's nice and all but always gets stomach aches and complains about his canker sores and honestly the jury is out on if they really are canker sores. Just let him down easy please.

Mary, you're a comedienne, right? How many jokes you do in a day?

The Alex Borstein ep is one of my all time favorites because of the "You're Doing It Wrong: By Grove I've Got It!" segment. Just the best of making fun of us regular Joes for having to trade a chicken for a pile of beans instead of using money and having both. Also I laugh out loud every single time I hear hayes say that Sean has a bone to pick with the guy on the penny and a great rant on state's rights. Also the Grace Helbig ep is another favorite because I like when Sean and Hayes act dumb about things and in this ep they go all out with Sean thinking water is good for computers and Grace works perfectly with the boys by worriedly walking them through how things work and that water is not in fact "computer juice."

Proud of your growth, A Bear

That's a look of 90's computer engineering thank you very much. But Oliver North is now at my number 1 spot for Handbook guest gets. Great idea.

So guys, I recently came across a picture I never knew existed, and think it's a pretty great addition to the dad pic timeline. The following picture is baby me, my dad, and Oliver North, one of the men behind Iran/Contra. I must be an important person.

Hey can I be the little smiley face on the tittle in "life"?

woah woah woah just got here. there was a call in ep again!!!???

Any of you guys listen to the new HDTGM? Nate Corddry says "Whattup whattup." Scumbag.

Dear Goldie Hawn, Is it true that when you get together with Lou Diamond Phillips and Jewel you call yourselves the "Precious Rolling Stones?"

Also sorry for three posts in a row. But is there a supercut anywhere of the Sean saying Shakespeare didn't write those plays and hamburger sandwich? If not I may work on that. If anyone specifically knows some eps where those are in before I scour them again let me know. Thx pals.

hell ya. Check these DD's:

Nice, I already submitted an ep to that. Guess I know what's going on in here even when i'm gone. I did 16 with Grace Helbig though. My bizzle.

Hey guys, I've been away for awhile doing things and stuff. What's been going on?

When I first was getting into podcasts I found CBB, then I listened to an episode with Foam Corner and became obsessed. I listened to Harris' episodes over and over and kept bugging my friends and family, making them listen to these dumb yet great jokes delivered so perfectly. I scoured every medium looking for more jokes from him or articles talking about him and projects he worked on. I then obviously made mix CDs of his band Don't Stop Or We'll Die and loved showing people who had never heard it. I played the song "I Got A Perm For Our Camping Trip" for this girl that I liked and she thought it was hilarious, and I thought that was awesome, and it became an ongoing joke that I'd play it every time I saw her. I'm bummed. RIP Rodney Aug

So did anyone miss that Sean was somehow able to talk about skelington heads that HE PAINTED on skateboards without being scared? Proud of my super brave boy.

Hey, I just had this idea for a HH intro bit. So I don't know what else to do with this except post it on here: So I’m talking to Don…McLean, and I get done listening to the song and I go, “I love it, but it’s missing something...put in a part about a kid fingering an apple pie.” And he got mad, and said I didn’t know what I was talking about, and didn’t take the note. So, I kept the movie rights to that idea and we never spoke again, but I think we all know what everyone thinks about when they hear ‘American Pie.’ Yes. Beta House.

Hi, my fave part of the show was the first time Seth brought up ghosts and Sean whisper-yells "NO." It was very funny. Bye