I had to go look up that one reviewer on Amazon. Here are all her reviews:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A29USMXOTMPPKX/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp?ie=UTF8
They're all from the same night so I'm guessing she just got blind drunk and went on an Amazon review tear.
Also, please make PFT a permanent part of the show.