I found the Siskel & Ebert review of Tango & Cash on YouTube (link below) and I love that Siskel describes the movie as "unhappy entertainment".
Siskel calls their coming-together a "Meet Cute" and Roger Ebert says the movie is a waste of valuable electricity while also criticizing Perret's obsolete TV screens that are over ten years old:
I support this idea 100%. Here's my favorite snippet from the reception section on Wikipedia:
The film was released less than a year after the first, using the taglines "Back by bodacious demand" and "Cowabunga, it's the new turtle movie"
I can't stop listening to June say "Gyeubee".
I'm very close to making it my default text message alert tone for my iPhone but fear that my wife would leave me.