Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

Nah bro I got u beat prolly on charges but far as time served I'm a straight up outlaw and I hope none of u r workin for the Feds. Wanted in 2 states. Come get me pussies!!!

 

ok well yeah im only wanted by ID for assault and battery changes< changes to self defense [(thanks to witnesses}

, just because you lost doesn't mean you didn't start it], and as for arrests.... lol well only comment on those are ...weed...alcohol and .... naked... never anything aggressive lol.......

[Episode 44 — Nick Wiger, Our Close Friend]

Joshrulz, you're walking a fine line between barely posting enough to be allowed to shamelessly promote your stuff - which happens to be pretty fucking sick by the way - and making me angry that you don't post enough thus forcing me to dislike your shamelessly promoted stuff - which happens to be pretty fucking sick by the way.

 

So keep that in mind. Bitch.

 

Also, anyone ever get arrested?

 

I'll start by saying I haven't.

 

well i am also interested in the quality of characters in this forum.... i have been but i will leave it at that for now... however sadly(proudly) i bet i got the record in here

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

Man... Sean is even teaching me about success in the biz when I'm simply driving to work (not stuck in traffic, I got the nice gift of getting to listen to my podcast for a longer time).

 

Today's lesson: always have side-money coming in.

 

 

or an Autobot (sticker on tube on top of truck) that also moonlights as an electrician

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

 

Veebs is right. They tell you that in school here. Because we're so outdoorsy. Also, they tell you that if you die from eating a poison berry you fail environmental science and should not ask the teacher for a good letter of rec when college apps come along. So keep that in mind.

however if you are going to eat any than i suggest these there called moonseed and there delicious... so i have heard

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

BBQ Pringles, guys. Bomb.

 

Breakfast of Chanpions

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

Hey guys, this morning my bf told me I looked like a combo between Ray Bradbury and Jesus Christ in Jesus Christ Superstar. He was kinda right, too, which is the sucky part! But you know what? I went and took a shower! Then I got dressed in freshly laundered clothing from a place where cool ppl shop! I'm a new woman and I'm feelin sassy and great! Sassy is prob the worst word in the English language, who's with me??

 

Hope everyone is having a great weekend like I am! (it helps that I'm a BLESSED individual living a BLESSED life!)

 

 

(tryna bump the post total closer to 100-- we're slacking lately)

 

I dont know, i think the majority of people actually dislike the word " MOIST " much more than sassy, however i think in the context you used it eg. "im feeling sassy and great" i would have to say, sassy is not something i would use to describe myself (its so yesterday... gross) i think i prefer audacious personally.

[Episode 43 — Alex Borstein, Our Close Friend]

So unless i missed something it seems that the key to making it as a comedian (at least for voice work) is simply, having a traumatic experience in your past than you need to escape from and then killing someone.... i mean.. that sounds simple enough... but if that is all it takes shouldn't prisons be a much more entertaining place?