The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)

[The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation (1994)]

This movie would be perfect for the Austin show in May!!! Texas born actors as the leads and filmed in Pfulgerville Texas, located just north of Austin. I bet you could get McConaughey's brother Rooster McConaughey to be on the panel!!! He's a riot and has his own show called West Texas Investors Club.

[Hunk (1987)]

Nerd gets transformed into a hunk by selling his soul to the devil. Thought this movie was amazing as kid, but I'm certain the gang can skewer it much like they did Howard the Duck!

 

Wish it could be done at the Austin show as I will be in attendance!!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHXFpWT8cds

[No Retreat, No Surrender (1986)]

If the Karate Kid, Rocky IV and The Last Dragon had a 3 way, their baby would be No Retreat No Surrender.

 

This movie rocked when I was a kid and it's flat out horrible now that my brain has matured past a 4th grade level. In case you have never seen it let me just hit the highlights.

 

Mobsters threaten local karate instructor and breaks his leg

Jean Claude Van Damme plays the bad guy and it's his first starring role.

Son vows vengence

Son befriends overacting black kid within 30 seconds of moving into new home

Son gets beat up by bullies

Son begs Bruce Lee gravesite to help him

Ghost of Bruce Lee shows up to train him

Son goes through Rocky III training montage

Son becomes badass

Son defeats JCVD after super charge of power upon hearing the title being screamed at him from black friend.

 

This movie has it all. Karate, JCVD shirtless, breakdancing, montages, killer 80's soundtrack, hot girl, mobsters, ghost of Bruce Lee...and an awesome title!

 

Please, oh please do this movie!!!