I started an account just for this. Because I have a lot to say. A lot of feelings.
1) Dice was the non-Christian Bale main guy in the cinematic perfection that was Newsies. He also used to be married to Kerry Washington.
2) How did NO ONE talk about how the little Mariah's voice at the beginning was just grown-up Mariah's voice sped up and chipmunked?
3) More attention must be paid to the music video director's line: "Is she black? Is she white? We do not know. She is exotic. I want to see more of her breasts." It is the greatest line in the history of badgreat movies. It's up there with "Pain don't hurt." I didn't even have to look it up just now to type it. It's been emblazoned in my brain since college.
4) If you were curious what cuisine pairs best with this movie, it's Pizza Rolls. Watch this movie while eating Pizza Rolls. This movie is the Pizza Rolls of movies. Delightful, then you feel sick for a while after.
Edit: JK guys, I got Max Beesley confused with David Moscow. How did I do that? I HAVE NO IDEA. Neither of these people matter. Just don't worry about it.
