CBot2000

I'm going to throw The Slumber Party Massacre on to the suggestion pile for 2016.

Halloween III and Sleepaway Camp are the two movies they've done that I love both ironically and sincerely.

His last reaction can be interpreted so many ways. I thought he was shaking his head like he was disappointed in everyone for dying.

I shed blood for this podcast. I was listening to it while I was making breakfast and I laughed and stabbed myself in the hand. Only four stitches tough, possibly some nerve damage. Since my left hand stabbed my right, should I assume my left hand is actually a machine?

I'm still campaigning for Halloween: Resurrection, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, or Jason X. Pleeeeeeease. Jamie Lee Curtis KISSES Michael in Resurrection and that doesn't even make the top 5 bonkerist scenes!! Paul Rudd steals. a. baby. in The Curse of Michael Myers! The oral history of this movie would be great. The studio decided it was so bad they had to shoot a bunch of additional scenes but Rudd said no because he was already filming Clueless. So some of the action in the third act is done off camera, like a radio play. Oh, and they ditched the original score for the movie at the last minute so you can imagine that went well. Then there's Jason X. Robot boobs, virtual reality video games, space travel, time travel, just so much goodness!

Humans made machines. Definitively, without debate. There you go, 30 second movie.

The only big so bad it's good laugh I got out of this was when Emilio Estevez was talking to the truck. Where exactly are a truck's ears?

Any idea what they're doing this year? Fingers crossed for Jason X.

I got around to watching this last night. It's so loud and just awful to listen to overall that I was angry at it. This is possibly the worst sound-mixed movie they've done, and I'm counting Birdemic. What in the literal fuck was going on when they mixed this? Let's turn Lisa Simpson way the fuck up and BOOM SHITTY AC/DC MUSIC EXPLOSION AC/DC. Fuck this movie.

I saw this movie when I was really young. My brother tricked me into watching it by telling me it was a sequel to Over the Top. All I remember about it was watermelons and AC/DC. Why so much AC/DC? Part of the truck stop mystique? I feel like I see this at every gas station DVD stand. A gas station movie about gas stations... Maximum Overdrive 3:19 - "By the sweat of your dirty brow you will drink your gasoline until you return to the oil well, since from it you were taken; for grease you are and to grease you will return."

I'm just gonna come out and say it, Lake Placid is great.

Call it Tyler Perry's How Did This Get Movie: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire, then make a revealing making of documentary called Hearts of Literalness.

I think they need to start doing two Halloween episodes each October. There are just too many good genre films for this podcast to limit them to one per year.

So I'm watching 1980's The Fog on AMC, and it's a good movie. I've seen it plenty of times just when I was younger. I didn't realize it, but this is also a John Carpenter production featuring Tom Atkins and.... he's banging Jamie Lee Curtis! In 1980, when she was the hottest thing out there, this scuzzbucket is being gross all over her. For reference, she was 22 at the time and Atkins was only 45. GROSS

Cause she definitely wants it.

If he doesn't bang one out with this monkey I'm gonna be pissed.

Jason X is a great option because it's literally Jason in space. It has everything from bad CGI, laughable lines ("THERE ARE FINANCIAL CONSIDERATIONS!"), robot nudity, and so much more. There's even a scene where Jason joins a virtual reality video game by accident.

I like Sleepaway Camp both ironically and sincerely. Not sure how that works, but that's how I feel about it.

I feel like such an idiot. I listened to the podcast and got like halfway through it then decided I needed to watch the movie. I got about 45 minutes into Glitter before I realized they weren't talking about Andrew Dice Clay. Then I was sad the last half of the movie thinking what could've been.

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers - Paul Rudd is a grown up Tommy Doyle who does some excellent 90s movie computer sleuthing to figure out that Michael Myers is actually a member of an ancient Mesopotamian cult. OR Halloween: Resurrection - Easily the best Busta Rhymes kung fu movie, probably of all time