The speech Sly Stallone makes while he is "painting" what appears to be a giant vagina is the most amazingly bad thing I've seen/heard in a movie in a long time. This movie seems like it was made specifically for HDTGM. So many known actors (Kyra Sedgewick, Cary Elwes, and Terry Crews are among those who haven't been mentioned yet - and these are not just cameos!?!) and so many nonsensical plots combine to make the most WTF mainstream movie this year. I challenge anyone to figure out what message the movie is trying to convey.