KelseyKing
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Actors who are underrepresented on the show
KelseyKing replied to Lando's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Have they done any Gwyneth Paltrow movies outside of Marvel? I can't remember. But View From the Top, Shallow Hal, Proof, Possession are all excellent selections, in my opinion, for discussion on HDTGM. Also for Wesley Snipes didn't they do one of the Blade movies? If not they should.They definitely did Demolition Man. How about The Recall (2017)? That seems worthy. -
The signs of a bad movie list
KelseyKing replied to DeathToMikeyBay's topic in How Did This Get Made?
My bad movie list -when the costume/set/cinematography appear to be from one era, and it is not a period piece -when the movie begins with more than 2 minutes of narration/exposition. -x5 when there is a scene after this that is followed by another 2 minutes of more of narration/exposition -when it has singing more than twice, but is not set as/pitched as a musical -
Yes please. I haven't seen it but I'm ready for it.
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Bumping this to revisit the discussion. Paul, June, and Jason don't be afraid of doing this movie. There is so much hilarity and so many fun facts that you can learn by also watching Best Worst Movie.This is one that we can almost answer how did this get made. ALSO SO MANY CONFUSING PLOT HOLES. Possibly a Jacob's Ladder scenario. P.S. The Room is good..... But painful to watch at times. In my opinion Troll 2 is never painful and is just fun and campy without the bad songs we often enjoy.
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Bump this all day erryday
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When I'm perturbed by a recommendation I watch the movie again and then completely understand. Most of the time I watched these bad movies as a young person and do not really remember anything past the plot and if I was entertained.
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This movie is so sappy and souless while at the same time pulling the heart strings with lowest common denominator feel good scenes. I have owned it on DVD since I was 17. 5 stars.
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HDTGM Classics Vol 5 Drive Angry 01/12 9PM EST
KelseyKing replied to Cameron H.'s topic in How Did This Get Made?
Pretty sure it was the final chapter of The Crow. -
More like Rubin Tunney vomited continuously during this movie as part of her fitness regime. I am convinced she had an eating disorder.
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Guys why do they not address corporate espionage with dis bitch live streaming her stuff? Answer: because they already own all the other companies? WTF did I watch.
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The pantyhose and electrocution!?!?!? To get in the mind of a woman he plays 'bitch', waxes, then puts on pantyhose, mascara, and dances around.... Classic woman..... ? Ridiculously goofy.
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MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PINK and that is also 23 after I talk for two minutes.
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I really hope that someone else in the world has watched this movie. I gave it such a good endorsement.
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It starts with a rape scene and that tells you almost evrything you need to know. The terrible faux artistic camera angles try to imply a depth that only exists in the oceans this movie should've never sprouted from. However, I could not turn it off. Plus it's got strippers so I'm sure Jason will have a ball with them! Has anyone else watched this terrible movie? There is so much to make fun of. https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01M6BXVFH/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1504910607&sr=8-9&pi=PI_PJPrime-Sash-Extra-Large-2017,TopLeft,0,0_AC_SX118_SY170_QL70&keywords=little+mermaid&dpPl=1&dpID=41qrtK4uxcL&ref=plSrch
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Bumping this because we need another vampire movie soon, plus I feel like a grunge movie is in order. Plus British people with American accents man.
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The First Wives Club (1996)
KelseyKing replied to inactiveuser501's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I love this movie, and I think June may actually enjoy watching this one...? My favorite part is how they start a whole club to steal money from their estranged spouses. Also SJP wears a huge fur coat that makes her look like a coat rack for most of the movie. -
Fricking Paul is a 'The Room' person. I am personally calling him out for not doing this one yet. How did he not see this in theaters. ..... However I'm also gonna say maybe the documentary answered the question "How did this get made" as that was like 1/3 of the movie. I still want to hear the trio's commentary for this amazing movie.
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A Christmas Prince (2017)
KelseyKing replied to Elektra Boogaloo's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
If you guys do this movie with a guest instead of June I will loose it and be forced to mail you guys unseemly Christmas cards that even Jason may find disturbing. -
This movie is insanely bad, but features really great actors failing marvelously. Like slowing down past a car wreck I want to watch this on repeat to find out how this was made. Accurate tag lines for the movie: Like Miss Congeniality in reverse, you slowly hate every character more and more. Paltrow in her least convincing role yet: trailer trash... Featuring a cameo by Mike Myers to add the final nail in his coffin. If you like boobs, bad makeup, bad hair, and an exhausting rags to riches (but not really rich because she is still just feeding jerks drinks all day) you'll love this movie!
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Hence the amazing stream of trash that is this movie and why I want to hear June try to make sense of it all!
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Yesssssss
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This movie needs to be done. There isn't a huge amount to make fun of but there are so many things to try to puzzle through. More like a lake house episode.
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The Happening - (it's never happening, but talk about it if you want)
KelseyKing replied to temjeito's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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Troll 2 is defined by IMDb as, "A family vacationing in a small town discovers the entire town is inhabited by goblins in disguise as humans, who plan to eat them." This is the worst movie I have ever seen, and I absolutely loved it. A preview of the worst aspects of this phenomenon: There is no Troll 1. There are no trolls in the movie. The screenwriter is the director's wife who wrote this in response to vegetarians. I highly recommend that anyone who loves bad movies watch this.
