This movie is everything you want in a HDTGM picture...
Huge Bomb, lost $40M
Needless remake of a classic movie
Directed by Frank Oz, a go-to Jason reference
Singers who have no business being in movies (Faith Hill)
Jokes that belong in Old Dogs
Christopher Walken sleepwalking through it
Zombie Matthew Broderick (making his Deck the Halls performance look like Evil Ernest)
Questionable Android/Robot logistics
Nicole Kidman trying to do comedy (she makes JLo look like Gilda Radner)
A human remote control like in Click (BTW, do Click too)
Honestly, it's a Nic Cage, Stallone, or Hulk Hogan away from being the most HDTGM thing ever.