drunkpeter

When I was in 7th grade I was in a community theater production with Kristy Swanson and she had a quick change between two scenes, and I saw her accidentally pull down her underwear along with her skirt, and I can guarantee you that she has much more of a vagina than Barbie.

Oh, I just remembered the existence of this fucking turd of a movie - I saw it when I was six, and I LOVED it. Guess what? It's actually not all that great. It's got swamps, gators, moonshine, coon huntin', crazy old cajuns, banjos, and the best farting dog jokes in the history of cinema. Also, it has Don Johnson. And whaddya know, it's on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAM767Y0p1A

I think that that VHS/Beta comment is very plainly a comment about incompatibility. Remember that when the argument between the two video formats raged in the early-to-mid 80's, most people were so new to home video that the very fact it existed was akin to a miracle. Few people, other than real cinephiles, were all that concerned with the issue of quality. He's not insulting her at all. He is saying to her, in essence, "I'm not going to bother trying to pick up on you, simply becasue I can already tell that wer are not compatible, in the way that Beta and VHS are incompatible." He's comparing their incompatibility - wether it's due to his homosexuality or otherwise - to the incompatibility between similar varieties of home video technolgy.