KerryMichaelson

Bjork's analysis of the Little Drummer Boy lyrics. Victor and Tiny's get rich quick scam. Hoho the Native-American-weapons-maker-turned-bad-elf. Start to finish this was a classic. I could have listened to Scott and Len Wiseman trying to talk Aimee Mann into watching vampire movies for the whole episode and been happy. This was an instant classic!

I remember when this came out I wanted to see it SO bad because of the Duran Duran title song. (This was during the era where I would routinely declare to my Dad that Duran Duran was going to be "bigger than the Beatles.") My folks decided that all that sexy heat Roger Moore and Grace Jones were emitting was too much for me to handle at such a young age so I was stuck listening to the record over, and over, and over again. Totally stoked to watch the masterpiece that inspired my beloved Simon LeBon to pen such a classic...

I am offended Idaho isn't getting some run for worst state in the union. We have a solid contingency of white supremacists. Our largest private employer, consistent with the rest of America, is Walmart. We are bottom five in school funding. We have one the lowest percentage of college graduates in the country. Our governor won a Mr. Tightjeans contest. Last month a teacher at the high school in my hometown snapped a live rabbit's neck in class and skinned it. And was celebrated as a hero by the local paper for teaching kids where food comes from. You can marry at age 14 with your parent's permission. We have contributed little to nothing insofar as culture or cuisine is concerned, unless being known as "where Ernest Hemingway shot himself" counts. When dudes were caught brutally beating cows at a dairy, our legislature responded by making it illegal to videotape beating cows. Please, Besser. Give us some thought!!

A movie set in rural Idaho starring Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda. A weirdo grandma who's idea of disciplining a slutty teen is to yell Georgia Rules at her. I think there's even a blow job scene involving a Mormon and a canoe. 'Nuff said.

The "Farts and Procreation" eps with Adam Scott, Harris Wittels and Chelsea Peretti are hysterical. Also love all the Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham shows. Horatio Sanz has also had some amazing appearances as Aaron Neville.