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The title alone is pretty fuckin' ridiculous(and could be seen as somewhat racist), but hold onto your assholes, it gets worse. It stars Sean Penn and the dark succubus known as "Madonna" as star crossed lovers in Shanghai(let that marinate for a moment). He's a treasure hunter, she's a nurse seeking the healing powers of opium for her patients(yes, that is the actual synopsis). It cost 17 million dollars, and only grossed 2.7 million, and Madonna won worst actress at the razzies. The trailer:
Madonna as a street smart woman falsely accused of murder who stirs up the boring life of a tax attorney charged with getting her on a bus back to Philadelphia. Chaos ensues as they of course solve the crime and fall in love. Liked it as a kid and it Does Not Hold Up!
As I was reading the HDTGM All-Stars thread, I suddenly realized that the show has never done a Madonna movie. How can this be?! I'll admit, I've never actually seen any movies where she's the lead (I saw "Dick Tracy," "Shadows and Fog" and parts of "A League of Their Own"), but seeing as how she has six "BOMB" ratings on Leonard Maltin's guide, how can you resist?