Where to start:
Road trip movie featuring a van with a giant hot dog on it.
A plot that defies any attempt to understand its logic (what kind of business plan for a food truck involves a nationwide tour giving out free hot dogs?)
HDGTM alum Joel David Moore (The Hottie and the Nottie)
Intense gay panic
Darrell Hammond as a violent Dr. Phil
Gratuitous nudity for Jason
Zachary Levi dancing in his underwear in a hot bod contest
Chris Pratt in a bit role as a one-armed man
Blake Clark's O face
The worst fight scene you'll ever see
A fantasy flashback featuring Andy Milonakis
Jenny McCarthy beastiality
Kenan Thompson trying so hard to create comedy