Safety Rhymes with Aukerman

[Turd Ferguson 1]

First time's a charm?

 

https://soundcloud.c...-for-my-parents

[Turd Ferguson 1]

It's either contrasting Mr. Aukerman's thoughtful preparation to the first man's foreseeable and preventable misfortune, or it is an impressionistic mashup collage of Human Soulhood's Dark Matter with The Primordial Adam's Pure Cloak of Planning Ahead (+5 Dexterity, -2 Charisma). An angel came to me and told me it was one of the two, but not which. But like the bard once said:

Ask not the high muses wherefore? wherefore?

wherefore is the meaning of the words?

Follow they say. Yea, but nary ask of us stuff?

dear child, 'stead paint with the colors of the wind.

Friends, that leaves us with the rest. The rest. The. Rest.

 

But the rest is up for YOU to decide!!!

[Johnny Unusual 525]

I enjoyed the first post and was deeply confused by the second. Anyway, nice one.