The Adventures of Milo & Otis: In honor of Mr. Nanny

[Snake 165]

I'm not sure if most people can stomach this movie. I put it on thinking it was a kids movie, but holy shit this movie is the most sadistic thing I've ever seen. I Googled it after the fact and it was apparently made in Japan with no supervision whatsoever.

 

*Crabs were straight up torturing the cat and dog

*They threw a cat and a dog into a river in a little box, which then runs into a real bear, then they try to show the pug dog "fighting the bear" which is just the dog basically drowning in the vicinity of the bear. The dog looks like it was clearly swiped at one point

*A bunch of seagulls might have killed the cat at one point

 

and the piece de resistance (don't watch if you're squeamish):

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVkYhaFQpKg

 

Seriously, what the fuck? I remember watching this as a kid, how did nobody think this movie was a bad idea? And Dudley Moore's cheerful narration while the animals are getting mauled makes it super creepy