King Solomon's Mine (1985)

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089421/

 

Riding on the coattails of Indian Jones, this barely passable action movie pits a smarmy, egotistical, fortune-seeker, Richard Chamberlain, with the equally two-dimensional Sharon Stone as they spend 100 minutes trying to make you give a damn about finding some treasure or some shit.

 

A few scenes from early on (in GIF form):

 

"The 'Missed Him by a Mile' Punch"

 

"The Gun Dance"

 

It's on Netflix now: http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/70090179?trkid=13462100