need help... scary circumstances

[jony2011 45]

Hey fellow scoop troopers, long time me love you, first time poster.

 

Just wondering whether anyone else has had this experience and if so whether they could advise--

I've spent over $12,000.00 (USD) on HH Pro Versions on eBay but I have never received one yet? (shipping was included w/ price).

 

I am told they are coming in the mail soon but at the rate I'm spending I will probably have to sell my apartment before they get here and I am very worried that they will be delivered to whoever moves in instead of me and then I will not be able to get them and enjoy them and have nice times. And I cannot come back to my apartment to check the mail after I move because that is too much like haunting and that is what ghosts do and it is very scary.

 

Thoughts?

Thanks for any help and/or good vibes.

[Game of Scones 5812]

You should Dell-ete this post

[Rob Thomas Wiseau 436]

When I read "scary circumstances," I was positive your post would be about skellingtons. I'm relieved to see that there's nary a bone in sight. I see that you mentioned ghosts, which is giving me goosebumpies, but ghosts aren't as bad as skellingtons. If you send me $5000 in the mail, I will put on my camouflage pajama jeans and matching t-shirt, and I'll hide in your apartment until your Pro Version arrives. I promise that I won't keep it for myself to add to my collection.

[jony2011 45]

You should Dell-ete this post

 

I agree and would del-ete without del-ay if there were a way, but there doesn't seem to be an option? Maybe we can del-egate this task to Sam? Anyway, I apologize for my poor attempt at humor. I was excited to get involved in the forum but I'm from a bullshit state where we don't learn being funny and I guess I del-uded myself. I will try to del-iver more creative content and to avoid del-inquent behavior as I del-ve in the forums.

[jony2011 45]

When I read "scary circumstances," I was positive your post would be about skellingtons. I'm relieved to see that there's nary a bone in sight. I see that you mentioned ghosts, which is giving me goosebumpies, but ghosts aren't as bad as skellingtons. If you send me $5000 in the mail, I will put on my camouflage pajama jeans and matching t-shirt, and I'll hide in your apartment until your Pro Version arrives. I promise that I won't keep it for myself to add to my collection.

 

This looks like it was actually a helpful reply unlike Game of Scones' but unfortunately I got too spooked when I got to the word skellington and I could not finish reading it.

 

All I know is your name means stealing and you spooked me and I do not want you anywhere near my Pro Version but thank you for your reply.

[Game of Scones 5812]

i'm a good sumaritan

[Sam. 480]

I'll get to work on this, asap.

[jony2011 45]

Not sure how to feel about this. I'm starstruck, of course, but I was bluffing about del-eting. I kind of like my post. I think I really learned a lesson about honesty today.

[IanDrakeMcGaunn 75]

 

I agree and would del-ete without del-ay if there were a way, but there doesn't seem to be an option? Maybe we can del-egate this task to Sam? Anyway, I apologize for my poor attempt at humor. I was excited to get involved in the forum but I'm from a bullshit state where we don't learn being funny and I guess I del-uded myself. I will try to del-iver more creative content and to avoid del-inquent behavior as I del-ve in the forums.

 

Be careful what you wish for, my son.

[Drakeula 5]

Sounds spooky