JaredHoward

"More like Bad Beth and Beyond!!!" is a fun thing to say to people named Beth that you don't like.

This may be an unpopular opinion but I'm pretty sure BIRDS were the "First in Flight". Nice try North Carolina!

"I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.... and I'm all out of bubblegum.... I guess what I'm saying is can I have some bubblegum?"

"Well if you wanted me to stop kicking you so badly maybe you should have donated to my Kickstopper campaign. ...GREG!"

Legends say Montell Jordan's hit song "This Is How We Do It" is actually code for "Have you been introduced yet to my very good friend Howard DeWitt?"