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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

    By DanEngler,
    • 18 replies
    • 3360 views

  2. Ain't no party like the Whig Political Party cause the Whig Political Party don't stop - until 1856!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 1048 views

  3. Danger’s not my middle name

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 486 views

  4. Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 2 replies
    • 791 views

  5. I swipe right if you wipe til white.

    By Dunky Fumps,
    • 0 replies
    • 384 views

  6. Look here, if you cannot enjoy an egg straight from the chicken like a tomato from the vine you are probably a normal human but you cannot exist beyond the 9th dimension with me.... simple as that.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
    • 0 replies
    • 341 views

  7. if the vice unit of a police department owned a nissan versa, would that be the vice versa?

    By grumblegoose,
    • 0 replies
    • 362 views

  8. The term “Special education” carries a stigma so we are changing it to “abnormal education.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 400 views

  9. See yall on Twitter!!! Been a pleasure.

    By Facelist,
    • 1 reply
    • 395 views

  10. Sorry stopeatingbees, someone took the name facelist already. For what reason I do not know. But I am starteatingbees. A Ying to your yang and Wang to your Chung.

    By Facelist,
    • 1 reply
    • 332 views

  11. Hey Simone Biles, I pullout sometimes, too. But only sometimes. Wink wink.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 311 views

  12. Dear world, enough with the bad news

    By Turtleshark,
    • 0 replies
    • 292 views

  13. I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 287 views

  14. I hate to be a pedant but it shouldn’t be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 280 views

  15. It's been a rough, go. A real lifesalad

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 297 views

  16. That’s a pretty nice chunk of change! Except that the coins in said chunk are cemented together with earwax and dried prostate pus.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 293 views

  17. If you've seen me at a urinal, you've seen "American Sniper."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 276 views

  18. I preferred Maron before he went electric.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 260 views

  19. I don’t like puppet shows anymore. They’re so lame.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 290 views

  20. Your soup belongs to comedy now. Hand it over.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 282 views

  21. Ham radios aren’t what you think they are. They are not radios made out of ham. Repeat. Not made out of ham.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views

  22. Like a fart in the breeze, he smelled really bad if you stood downwind of him.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 299 views

  23. Would somebody PLEASE update Newfoundland’s name already?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  24. Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 289 views

  25. We were already tripping balls, but soon, we would be tripping cocks, too.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 306 views
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