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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you wanna be cool, you gotta wear Bugle Boy ya little bitch.

    By The Great Jizzard of '76,
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  2. She wanted Al Dente but got Al Franken... Should have ordered the Grandpa Munster. Welcome to Famous Al's.

    By The Great Jizzard of '76,
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  3. Some folks crumple, some folks roll; I just clogged the toilet bowl!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Okay Google, why are my turds so hard?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Hey, I asked for diarrhea and this is YOO-HOO!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Gol Dang! Com-Bang makes me want to thrust a hard fist of humor into the heart of the mundane, and pull out a handful of chuckles!

    By MaxuPichu,
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  7. When I play Operation, I’m up in them guts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Catchphrases should be short and sweet, just like my genitals

    By Google,
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  9. You can boil a spoon, but you can't spoil a boon

    By Google,
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  10. Here's the story, Of a lovely podcast host, Who was bringing up three very lovely segments, there was the interview, the main part, and then of course there's always plugs.

    By Google,
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  11. Don't poop in a chute if you can't handle the toot.

    By Google,
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  12. Two turds diverged in a porcelain bowl, / And I flushed the one not floating as high, / And that’s what clogged the toilet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Fee, fie, fo, fum: that’s what I yell every time that I skeet-skeet.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. I just flew into town and boy are my firearms fired.

    By MyBigOleButt,
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  15. hey sporty spice, why don't you sit on my little grain of rice?

    By MyBigOleButt,
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  16. I'll ground pound this round mound while the clown frowns.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  17. Hi my name is Scott and I'm fingering your brother. Hope you like it hot because here comes Sally Struthers.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  18. Our President: The very definition of the phrase, "The last thing a sausage sees"

    By Shittybutthole,
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  19. Excuse me sir, but masturbating into our fry sauce is an ‘at home activity.’ This is a school cafeteria.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  20. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang where we smash your dick holes and beat you with nickels. Brought to you by Arby’s

    By Shittybutthole,
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  21. Well, staple my nuts and call me a fucking chode! I haven’t seen Jim since we rubbed peanut butter all over our dick holes in ‘97!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  22. Eating my own shit is not a phase, MOM!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  23. I’m thinking of opening a class action lawsuit against my penis for creating my expensive porn habit.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  24. No more Netflix and chill thanks to Disney+ & KILL.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  25. Let me see that tootsie roll is something I’m no longer allowed to sing to kids on bring your parents to school day.

    By Shittybutthole,
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