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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you sniff a butt, you may be a mutt. But if you lick a butt, you may be a slut.

    By Theslizardwizard,
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  2. "Shove gorgonzola in my Gorgon hole-a," demanded the lactose-curious Medusa.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  3. I think I’m going to hit the sack, said the dominatrix.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Anal Fishers are very specific in the Pacific

    By The Anal Fisherman,
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  5. Anal Fishers are very specific in the Pacific

    By The Anal Fisherman,
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  6. Does a bear shit in the woods? Because I’m trying to get ahold of some bear shit.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of yet another small business person.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! That's what my gynecologist says.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  11. Mirror mirror on the wall, why's my dick so fucking small?

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  12. Mama Mia, I pissed on the pizza... Here have a slice

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  13. Nobody wants to see your shaved cat. Or "baby" as you call it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Jim Morrison's van loving brother could never find a moniker that fit his obsession.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I'm a hoarder not a heighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. The worst part of waking up / Is seeing who you’ve fucked.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Good eats settle in my feet / somebody get my gout medicine

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  18. Is your mom the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally? Cuz she’s a real super spreader.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  19. If you’re not ok with Mathew Perry’s dingleberries / I don’t think we can be Friends

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  20. When God closes a door, he opens a window. You should see his heating bill!

    By Side Effects May Include,
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  21. Whether life gives you lemons or melons it remains to be seen / if dyslexia’s a defense when she’s not 18

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  22. Travis Scott / Post Malone / neither would have left Kevin Home Alone

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,
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  23. Satisfaction is the death of desire / unless you were the one who started the California wildfires

    By MaxwellsSilverHummer,   
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  24. If you’ve seen the shit I have to deal with then you’re probably my proctologist.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. The game is afoot!... fetish and I’m here to play

    By Mr. RootyTooty,
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