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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We had our people on the ground in the swing districts. I was like "Why are they on the ground?! Can't we at least get them a folding chair?"

    By Huey Lupus,
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  2. When my mom sees this report card she's going to kill me. I wonder, shall it be by garroting, poisoning, or - hey! - how about flaying!

    By Huey Lupus,
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  3. Sponsored by the all-girl band, Moist Towelettes.

    By Huey Lupus,
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  4. It turns out "go the the store and grab a skirt steak" does not mean what I thought, and I sincerely apologize, your honor.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  5. Butt cheese: a dessert or aperitif?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. I like my skrit like I like my serif—sans.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, ranked third by aanumberonepodcastranker.com in the Alphabetical List of Comedy Podcasts with Three-Word Titles Where the Second and Third Words are the Same

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Shaving Cream Tahoma Billy Goat Nectarine

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Fraggles: The C.H.U.D.s of the Muppets Universe

    By dollopuss,
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  10. If my catchphrase makes your dick raise, check out these blu-rays of Happy Days. That Chachi...wah wah wah!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  11. Does a tadpole having sex potentially make it a dadpole? These and other hard-hitting questions coming at you live.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  12. Now that marijuana is legal, high fives all around!

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  13. Finger bang my mom? Wait, that can't be right.

    By dollopuss,
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  14. You're a peein' on my european euro, you peen!

    By dollopuss,
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  15. Fart School.

    By dollopuss,
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  16. Spread the cheeks, let's see em, all big dogs love a quivering perineum

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  17. The words "tickle" and "pickle" rhyme for one very specific reason.

    By dollopuss,
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  18. What's up, corn dog!?

    By Specktrometer,
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  19. "Nothing lasts forever" is a saying with 2 meanings that are both true

    By John Stamos,
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  20. You can’t spell “onion pie” without “opinion,” and opinions are like assholes, so no, Mom, I don’t want to try your quiche.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Onions are like a-holes: the deeper you go, the stronger the smell.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Opinions are like assholes: you can remove the second and third letters of each and get a word analogous to the original.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. There's a burrito in my trousers from when I put it there. Flash forward by two hours and I have beans for underwear.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  24. Say it ain't so, I will not go, you can't make me, I'm an adult, you're not even my real dad!

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  25. There are no stupid questions, just mucus snail trails on all my furniture.

    By LARDdischarge,
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