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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's a special place in Hell for Satan. It's called his office.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. Can you call a bug fat?

    By LARDdischarge,
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  3. Bread is God's dingleberries.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  4. There's a train of gravy for the next lucky lady.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  5. Teenage Turtles, go go go! Mutant Ninja Turtles, save the world!

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  6. We're going to make this a short one since I've got to shit.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  7. Not to brag, but my father runs the local lottery so I'm pretty much guaranteed to never be stoned to death by the community.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  8. If Paris is burning then my loins are churning.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  9. Gassed in the ass by a blast from the past.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  10. I thought I heard the doctor incorrectly, but I indeed have Cat-Scat Fever.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  11. Aquaman may have his abs, but Aukerman has his abstinence pledge!

    By E-Bro The Letter,
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  12. Red eye by night: travelers’ delight. Brown eye by morning: toilets take warning.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. “Orange, you going to invite me in?” asked the vampire fruit bat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Could it be? The secret ingredient is the journey not the destination.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  15. Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the blood of a raccoon on my front bumper. Yikes.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  16. If you live in an impoverished rural area, work a blue collar job and society doesn’t respect you; you might be a redneck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. When you get a new laptop always play the song Loser to make sure it passes the “Beck Dell” test.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Monkey scratch bum, sniff finger, fall out tree. Monkey lie down, lift legs, drink own pee.

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  19. The Unexamined Life is Not Worth Living

    By Queef Witherspoon,
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  20. From the tallest mountain to the shallowest grave. From the deepest ocean to the smallest puddle of milk.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  21. I heard a foray in my foyer, over to play with a toy or, so I believed, but I was deceived. T'was only foreplay to a voyeur.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  22. It’s not that I don’t like your magic act, I just don’t think your child’s custody hearing was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  23. Prep your buns and ready your eyes. Dads and sons and apples and pies. We scream “IT’S TIME!” we’ve made it at last. You’ll never forget LEAF IN ASS!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. A fortunate Scorpius forages, there's no shortages of porridges or Florida oranges. Of course there's no origins of fauna or flora sins but some orcas swim with limp dorsal fins.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  25. It’s not that I don’t like your breakdancing, I just don’t think your Grandma’s funeral was the right place for it.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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