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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I can show you the whey, but you're the one who needs to purchase it and add it to your shakes.

    By Bedbug Bill,
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  2. Lights out, gorilla radio. The sounds of nature help me sleep.

    By Bedbug Bill,
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  3. Well howdy-doodie aren't you a cutie? Nebuchadnezzar never said never so I took this art history class just to talk to you.

    By greaseballmclonely,
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  4. I've got a bran new pair of roller skates, you've got a very unfortunate task of scraping me off the sidewalk. Please give blood today!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  5. Tits-On is equal to Dead-Nuts.

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  6. To be clear let Me rephrase this: this Me rephrase let be clear to!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  7. Itsy-bitsy, teeny-tiny, stuck way up in your vagi-nee!

    By WHAM_BAM_CHEDDARBONE,
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  8. Swerve in all swank cause my stature surely startles. A klepto and a klank with fractured metatarsals.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  9. Tickle the taint; don’t scratch the paint.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Chris Kattan has changed his tune and now Mango is very open to being a-toucha'd

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. I can count on one hand the amount of warts I have. 47 on the left hand alone!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Meet George Jetson, Space pervert.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Birdseed and carrion and watery turds: these are a few of the things for the birds.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. And the Lord said, let there be Sprite. Obey your thirst

    By DirtyDiaperCheese,
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  15. Knockin’ on my front door, comin’ in my back door.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Speak for yourself! I shit where *I* eat!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Excuse me waiter, I asked for piss and this is Mountain Dew.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I’ll scream it from the mountain tops until the Widow Kulap hears the echoes: Scotty McThotty, what a thicc booty hotty.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  19. “Spick Spock,” I declare as I mount Spock’s rock.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  20. If you have built bouncy castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.

    By Schnickpot,
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  21. I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle

    By BostonBroccoliRob,
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  22. Get that genie's peenie-weenie out my lemon drop martini

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  23. Forget it, Jake. It's Vagina town.

    By Roderick Safemeadow,
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  24. Lick the locks, on this hairy old sock. Finger in the Croc, to widen access to the sock. Then lick the locks, on this hairy old sock contained by a Croc. By Quintin Tarantino.

    By SuppleNupple420,
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  25. Huggy huggy hug hug tuggy tuggy tug tug splurt!!

    By SuppleNupple420,
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