New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. New Catchphrase Suggestions are moving to Twitter

   By DanEngler, July 27
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2. Ain't no party like the Whig Political Party cause the Whig Political Party don't stop - until 1856!

   By Call Waiting for Godot, August 1
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3. Danger’s not my middle name

   By Kevllis, July 31
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4. Stubblety-Cook? No thanks, I shave.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, July 29
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5. I swipe right if you wipe til white.

   By Dunky Fumps, July 30
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6. Look here, if you cannot enjoy an egg straight from the chicken like a tomato from the vine you are probably a normal human but you cannot exist beyond the 9th dimension with me.... simple as that.

   By Cabbage Bitch, July 30
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7. if the vice unit of a police department owned a nissan versa, would that be the vice versa?

   By grumblegoose, July 30
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8. The term “Special education” carries a stigma so we are changing it to “abnormal education.”

   By F-Word Scissorhands, July 29
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9. See yall on Twitter!!! Been a pleasure.

   By Facelist, July 28
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10. Sorry stopeatingbees, someone took the name facelist already. For what reason I do not know. But I am starteatingbees. A Ying to your yang and Wang to your Chung.

    By Facelist, July 28
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11. Hey Simone Biles, I pullout sometimes, too. But only sometimes. Wink wink.

    By Call Waiting for Godot, July 28
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12. Dear world, enough with the bad news

    By Turtleshark, July 28
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13. I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added

    By StopEatingBees, July 28
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14. I hate to be a pedant but it shouldn’t be a wedding ring it should be a wedded ring.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 28
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15. It's been a rough, go. A real lifesalad

    By Facelist, July 28
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16. That’s a pretty nice chunk of change! Except that the coins in said chunk are cemented together with earwax and dried prostate pus.

    By F-Word Scissorhands, July 27
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17. If you've seen me at a urinal, you've seen "American Sniper."

    By Call Waiting for Godot, July 27
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18. I preferred Maron before he went electric.

    By TootyBut2DButt, July 27
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19. I don’t like puppet shows anymore. They’re so lame.

    By Teenage Grave Robber, July 27
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20. Your soup belongs to comedy now. Hand it over.

    By Teenage Grave Robber, July 27
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21. Ham radios aren’t what you think they are. They are not radios made out of ham. Repeat. Not made out of ham.

    By Teenage Grave Robber, July 27
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22. Like a fart in the breeze, he smelled really bad if you stood downwind of him.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 27
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23. Would somebody PLEASE update Newfoundland’s name already?

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 27
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24. Let he who is without balls trip the first balls.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 27
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25. We were already tripping balls, but soon, we would be tripping cocks, too.

    By Call Waiting for Godot, July 27
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