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StopEatingBees last won the day on July 24

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  1. "Maybe I'll go into hentai, maybe not," said Heisenberg's Uncertainty Tentacle
  2. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Sure. THAT, she'll swallow.
  3. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Racism.
  4. I hope my balls never find out that I'm not the suave lothario they've been led to believe I am
  5. Somewhere out there, there's still whole rooms of people who Zack Morris never unfroze
  6. Nobody ever talks about the ball-peen hammer despite being hilarious
  7. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge the draft
  8. Pain is temporary. Pride is temporary. We're all going to die, and it's a miracle.
  9. Take your balls out at the urinal to let the other guys know you mean business
  10. As my grandpa said on his deathbed, "Get me off of this deathbed!"
  11. Erwin Schrodinger put his dick in a box & it became both hard and soft
  12. Hey baby, do you have a beef carpet? And if so, does it match your curtains? Because you got those.
  13. How many monkeys you think Tarzan boned before Jane showed up? It's not zero.
  14. Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash
  15. My main criticism of the centaur is this: why can't they kiss when they make love?