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StopEatingBees last won the day on July 24 2021

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  1. I feel you, soup. I, too, thicken when starches are added
  2. Oh man, I just took a dump on Jack Dorsey's desk
  3. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the normal-sized rocks in this huge hourglass
  4. If that fat lady don't sing, it's over when I buy you a diamond ring
  5. Not saying my teacher was hot but me and my friends all got straight D's that year
  6. The safest place to be during a Jackie Chan attack is inside his fist
  7. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Dillard's is the place to poop in public
  8. Well, I cracked corn, and I ate world. What's next up on the docket for ol' Jimmy?
  9. All in all you're just another kick in the balls
  10. I came here to chew gum and kick ass. Maybe just the gum, I brought a lot of gum.
  11. If you rolled a grenade under the stall door, maybe I'd finish faster
  12. "Maybe I'll go into hentai, maybe not," said Heisenberg's Uncertainty Tentacle
  13. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Sure. THAT, she'll swallow.
  14. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Racism.