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  1. Imma let you finish. I'm in the finishing business. My business is from Finland. Where they make the sharks.
  2. Who's Afraid of Virginia's Wolves? Well Melvin's Pigs for a start. Poor oinkers never stood a chance. Divorce is hard on a farm.
  3. Mustard for my real friends. Real Turds for my musty friends.
  4. Eye of the Tiger, Knees of the Rhino, Endangered Stew is delicious.
  5. Straitjackets are like jury duty. Mel Gibson's dislocated his shoulder to get out of both.
  6. Are you a duck? Have you been yelled at by a pantsless man? Call 1-800 QUACK-COMPO now!
  7. It's 2nd Amendment weather so roll up your sleeves and this punchline writes itself.
  8. Don't hip hop job swap if you can't handle my hip hop floor mop.
  9. Take me, shake me, but never wake 'n bake me.
  10. Bunker? I hardly even knew her. Oh wait, no you said we should all go live in a bunker. I thought you meant I should BUNK her. And I was like - what does that mean?
  11. Have you ever dunked on the devil in the pale moonlight? Hi I'm Michael Jordan and I'm the new Joker.
  12. What's the haps with the maps for craps? I need a guide to toilets downtown.
  13. Call me crazy, call me lazy but never call me Jay-Z.
  14. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, don't let it take your lunch money either. That door's a bully. Stand up to it why doncha?
  15. Can I leave a deposit on these suppositories?
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