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It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd “maybe.”
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It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd “maybe.” -
My gynecologist is a real private investigator.
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I can’t imagine what part of “Sailors Wanted for Tug Jobs” is misleading.
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Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs.
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Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs. -
When you said she really rubbed off on you, I thought you meant something else.
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When you said she really rubbed off on you, I thought you meant something else. -
Only one pound to ride the trolley; only two pounds to bust my ball-ees.
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When you said you were “in for a pound,” I thought you meant something else.
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In for a penny, in for a pound. Put me in, Coach, while my pants are down.
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In for a penny, in for a pound. Put me in, Coach, while my pants are down. -
I wouldn’t say I have an upset stomach; it’s more sad than anything else.
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Behold! The prodigal nip returneth.
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I once had two nips ‘til one slipped and jumped ship.
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A-T-T-I-C. I’m an amputee.
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Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru, and the “fart soup,” as you call it, is au jus.
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If my dick were dessert, it’d be strawberry shortcake.
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If my dick were dessert, it’d be strawberry shortcake.