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  1. Some people say a man is made out of mud. A poor man’s made out of muscle an’ blood—muscle an’ blood an’ skin an’ boners, a mind that’s a-weak an’ a dad that’s a stoner.
  2. Pump yourself before you hump yourself.
  3. Euripides’ Shorts

    Everybody pants down!

    Everybody pants down!
  4. Spank yourself before you crank yourself.
  5. If whiffs of butts were candy and nuts my uncle wouldn’t be in prison.
  6. Welcome to Comedy Dry Hump! Oops, wrong podcast.
  7. I picked up CBB on my CB while driving to the CDC after watching a DVD.
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    CBB deez nuts!

    CBB deez nuts!
  9. “Catch this, bang that,” meowed the baseball-throwing cat.
  10. You say “tomato,” I say “live review fruit.”
  11. Theirs not to reason why, / Theirs but to sit and spin.
  12. I’m sorry, but your pricing scheme for hot cross buns makes no sense.
  13. Drill a hole in a ham, cram a sausage in there, and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how sex works.
  14. Run around. Eat flowers. Puke. Work your ass off, then die. Bees really have it all figured out.
  15. The busyness of my business has made it hard to give you the business as busily as I’d like.