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  1. Euripides’ Shorts

    The elephant in the room is that I have an elephant up my ass.

    I don’t see how it can be avoided… That man has nurts the size of Pluto.
  2. Euripides’ Shorts

    got nurts?

    got nurts?
  3. Is that an elephant up your ass or are you just happy to see me?
  4. The elephant in the room is that I have an elephant up my ass.
  5. I’m sorry, Ms. Normus; I didn’t realize we were only doing introductions.
  6. When you said, “That Dixie wrecked,” I thought you meant something else.
  7. Man of the hour, man of the pajowa-er
  8. It takes two, baby—usually the index and middle.
  9. Did you hear the one about the cyclops with two brown eyes?
  10. If I had a bus load of nuns for every time I heard someone say “if I had a nickel,” I could re-enact Sister Act enough times to reach the sun and back on a nickel fare.
  11. I hate to disappoint, Dracula, but the blood drive was yesterday.
  12. Tonight I’m gonna dance ‘til the cows come home…then it’s another long night of udder grabbing and kicked faces.
  13. Euripides’ Shorts

    Diarrhea is a fickle mistress.

    Diarrhea is a fickle mistress.
  14. One part egg, one part skeet, bake for nine months, and voilà! The most overcooked clay pigeon omelet you’ve ever eaten.
  15. You’ll rue the day you take a dump on MY face!