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  1. Euripides’ Shorts started following Don’t sit there and talk to me about responsibility. Your podium is up here, Professor. Now let’s get this ethics symposium keynote address started!, Mention here or mention there; just don’t mention underwear., Grow old along with me! And wipe my poop and pee. and and 7 others
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    Mention here or mention there; just don’t mention underwear.
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    Grow old along with me! And wipe my poop and pee.
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    Que pasa, bratwurst?

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    Que pasa, bratwurst?
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    Skeet-skeet…skeet-skeet, skeet-skeet. The more the merrier.
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    All berries or no berries, Cap’n Crunch should really up his quality control.
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    There are three kinds of people in the world: people who know how to count, and people who don’t acknowledge Count Chocula’s nobility, and Count Chocula himself.
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    To beat or not to beat: that is the question.
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    If it looks like crap and sounds like crap but tastes great it’s probably a cruffin.
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    Girls don’t fart, they fluff. Except when they actually fart.
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    Don’t sit there and talk to me about responsibility. Your podium is up here, Professor. Now let’s get this ethics symposium keynote address started!
  12. Euripides’ Shorts
    If you can’t take the heat, can you at least haul away my old window unit?
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    She gets elevator eyes and then invites him ‘twixt her thighs when he sings “Bette Davis Eyes.”
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    It’s all fun and games until someone busts nurt.
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    Ben bit Benny in a Boise Benihana, but he didn’t bite the bento box because he didn’t wanna.
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    I once asked a zombie why he didn’t eat other zombies. He said, “What are you, my dietician?”
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