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  1. Euripides’ Shorts started following Don’t scratch on the 9-ball. Scratch my behind, Paul., I’m not drunk. YOU’RE drunk!, Plugs are patient, plugs are kind. They do not envy or boast…unless they’re on prime time. and and 7 others
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    I’m not drunk. YOU’RE drunk!

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    I’m not drunk. YOU’RE drunk!
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    Plugs are patient, plugs are kind. They do not envy or boast…unless they’re on prime time.
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    Take the test: kick the nest and haul ass from the bees’ rage fest.
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    Monkey see, monkey do. Monkey throw his poop at you.
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    When I taste that sweet confectioner’s glaze, it puts me in a haze for days. I’m allergic to beetles.
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    This lotion I bought for my scrotum is potent. I dote on it ‘cause they don’t test it on rodents.
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    I like my coffee like I like my sexual partners: hot, moist, and ready to spill.
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    Did a civet shit in these brownies or am I just that good of a baker?
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    The fart is the symphony of the bowels.
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    Don’t scratch on the 9-ball. Scratch my behind, Paul.
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    Nebuchadnezzar never could nezz her ‘cause he hardly knew her.
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    The gloves are coming off; my pants are coming down.
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    “If you build it, they will come,” read the do-it-yourself dildo instructions.
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    You may have an alibi for ugly, Mr. Smith, but not for the public nudity charges.
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    Two, four, six, eight! Watch that stock depreciate!
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