Euripides’ Shorts
-
Content count
1501 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
23
4 Followers
Recent Profile Visitors
-
Baby, are you a porpoise? Because you got a killer blowhole.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Baby, are you a porpoise? Because you got a killer blowhole. -
Baby, don’t do me like that! It feels better from behind.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Baby, don’t do me like that! It feels better from behind. -
I want to meet the asshole who is actually saying, “Brrr!” when it’s cold.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I want to meet the asshole who is actually saying, “Brrr!” when it’s cold. -
Is my dick really that small or is it these Coke-bottle glasses?
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Is my dick really that small or is it these Coke-bottle glasses? -
Why jack when you can Jill?
- 1 reply
-
- 1
-
-
Rinse me with water and toss me in the recycling—I’m out.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Rinse me with water and toss me in the recycling—I’m out. -
While Daddy’s away, Mommy will play bridge with her friends.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
While Daddy’s away, Mommy will play bridge with her friends. -
What’s delicious and not nutritious? Most foods.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
What’s delicious and not nutritious? Most foods. -
Quit scratching your nails on that chalkboard so I can squeak this polystyrene.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Quit scratching your nails on that chalkboard so I can squeak this polystyrene. -
It looks like pea soup but it’s snot.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
It looks like pea soup but it’s snot. -
Chocolate chip cookie dough? I hardly know ye!
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Chocolate chip cookie dough? I hardly know ye! -
I thought Se-Seven-en was a German instructional video on counting. Boy was I wrong.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I thought Se-Seven-en was a German instructional video on counting. Boy was I wrong. -
The good news is you’re not getting any dumber. The bad news is you’ve been dumb the whole time.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The good news is you’re not getting any dumber. The bad news is you’ve been dumb the whole time. -
Baby, are your feet tired? ‘Cause you’ve been in that walker for over an hour.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Baby, are your feet tired? ‘Cause you’ve been in that walker for over an hour. -
At the porn store I pay cash; then I go home and mash.
Euripides’ Shorts posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
At the porn store I pay cash; then I go home and mash.