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Euripides’ Shorts

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  1. Euripides’ Shorts

    Party heartily.

    Party heartily.
  2. It’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone RSVPd “maybe.”
  3. My gynecologist is a real private investigator.
  4. I can’t imagine what part of “Sailors Wanted for Tug Jobs” is misleading.
  5. Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub?! Yes, please! As long as they have steady jobs.
  6. When you said she really rubbed off on you, I thought you meant something else.
  7. Only one pound to ride the trolley; only two pounds to bust my ball-ees.
  8. When you said you were “in for a pound,” I thought you meant something else.
  9. In for a penny, in for a pound. Put me in, Coach, while my pants are down.
  10. I wouldn’t say I have an upset stomach; it’s more sad than anything else.
  11. Behold! The prodigal nip returneth.
  12. I once had two nips ‘til one slipped and jumped ship.
  13. Euripides’ Shorts

    A-T-T-I-C. I’m an amputee.

    A-T-T-I-C. I’m an amputee.
  14. Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru, and the “fart soup,” as you call it, is au jus.
  15. If my dick were dessert, it’d be strawberry shortcake.