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  1. hampaxthemorbid
    EGOT? Forget that, I’m going to be the first GOTEM: Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Emmy, Mesothelioma
  2. hampaxthemorbid
    Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to eat all this cheese?
  3. hampaxthemorbid
    Cool pap bro. It’d be a shame if someone smeared it
  4. hampaxthemorbid
    In the love shack, baby broke back. Tried to cook her lunch, but I ran out of Kraft
  5. hampaxthemorbid
    Alright soldier, this is your final war kneeing
  6. hampaxthemorbid
    Oh no! this bubble gum pop expired six decades ago.
  7. hampaxthemorbid
    Roll up your sleeves and grab a muffin, First one to giggle gets thrown into the Sarlaac pit.
  8. hampaxthemorbid
    Ah, patience. It’s like my grandpa always said “let me get my ass behind me, boy.”
  9. hampaxthemorbid
    When I’m feeling blue, I play it like croquet - every ball beaten is an additional stroke.
  10. hampaxthemorbid
    Walking without rhythm deters worms, Walken without Christopher causes fever
  11. hampaxthemorbid
    Just because you’re shavin’ what your mama gave ya doesn’t mean I wanna hear about your pop’s crop top.
  12. hampaxthemorbid
    How about you and I smash this bottle of absinthe and hit the autobahn?
  13. hampaxthemorbid
    These shingles have got me lean, mean, and preoccupied with my spleen.
  14. hampaxthemorbid
    Nothing can kill the Grimace, though I hear his uncle died from a terrible case of the shakes.
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    Anyone up for tetanus?

    hampaxthemorbid posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Anyone up for tetanus?
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