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    Call me a grifter, call me a drifter. Just don't call me Adolf Hitler's sister.
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    Gords got a gash in g his pants. It's full of ants!
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    I've come to find myself furiously farting out fires on Friday nights in February.
  4. TheGloriousJACOB
    The coolest thing about Carmex chap stick is that you can leave it in a car down in Mexico it'll melt.
  5. TheGloriousJACOB
    I've never been punch drunk on love, but I did once drunk punch a dove!
  6. TheGloriousJACOB
    Go dig up the dead dog, old man Timmy fell in his beef wellington again!
  7. TheGloriousJACOB
    If I hurl please tell earl. Abandon all hope the ambulance is on the way.
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    A loaf of bread a day will keep the doctor away. Unless you're gluten intolerant.
  9. TheGloriousJACOB
    Constantly critically clobbering critters
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    The Sounds Of the future and the tank is very good.
  11. TheGloriousJACOB
    After a week long battle with bloat. Phillips frog finally farted. The fumes smelt fantastic!
  12. TheGloriousJACOB
    All good kids like milk. So keep a couple extra gallons in you trunk.
  13. TheGloriousJACOB
    If your turducken is still clucking it may be under cooked.
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    after day 3 of consuming only ghea I was plagued with raging diarrhea
  15. TheGloriousJACOB
    A Zebra in a zoot suit blew a big toot
  16. TheGloriousJACOB
    chuck mangione is still addicted to fried bologna
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    Mom why you do dat to me?

    TheGloriousJACOB posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Mom why you do dat to me?
  18. TheGloriousJACOB
    You haven't lived until you've participated in the clam wake and bake.
  19. TheGloriousJACOB
    Zip it up Zebra, your shoes are untied.
  20. TheGloriousJACOB
    Mom if you tell me to tie my shoes another 17 times I'm going velcro
  21. TheGloriousJACOB
    Chugging ranch dressing isn't depressing
  22. TheGloriousJACOB
    All good kids like milk. So keep a couple extra gallons in you trunk.
  23. TheGloriousJACOB
    I sense a powerful presence of parents at this pizza party
  24. TheGloriousJACOB
    Please don't pants me my package can't handle the heat
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    Ebenezer eat your eggs or else

    TheGloriousJACOB posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Ebenezer eat your eggs or else
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