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Salami Zoomer

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  1. Salami Zoomer
    Eye of the tiger, nose of a dog, give me a buck and I'll show you my hog.
  2. Salami Zoomer
    There's no guest too big, there's no plug too small, move close to the mic and we'll have a ball.
  3. Salami Zoomer
    Bits, skits, and big ol' shits.
  4. Salami Zoomer
    Don't flash that cheek if you're not down to freak.
  5. Salami Zoomer
    It is a poor craftsman who blames his tools. Rich craftsmen pay poor people to blame the tools for them.
  6. Salami Zoomer

    Black Lives Matter.

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    Black Lives Matter.
  7. Salami Zoomer
    Row vs wade? Gimme that canoe this river's COLD.
  8. Salami Zoomer
    Young, dumb, and full of com-plaints about how confusing everything is.
  9. Salami Zoomer
    Right nip on fleek, left nip lookin' bleak.
  10. Salami Zoomer
    Marlboro Cigarettes Presents:
  11. Salami Zoomer
    Sir, we can't induct you to the hall of fame until you remove your butt from the salad bar.
  12. Salami Zoomer
    I'm here to eat ass and suck dick... and I'm all outta ass.
  13. Salami Zoomer
    A rising tide floods all coasts.
  14. Salami Zoomer
    Say three Our Fathers, ten Hail Marys and one Who's Your Daddy.
  15. Salami Zoomer
    Atrocities are just God's way of telling us He thinks it's funny when we die.
  16. Salami Zoomer
    Shippin 'Casts and Breakin' for Planes: The Uncensored Story of The Podcast That Changed The Game
  17. Salami Zoomer
    Don't blame me, I voted for the guy who sells me hentai.
  18. Salami Zoomer
    I'll have the carbonara. Last time I ordered the rigatoni Andrew Garfield won an award.
  19. Salami Zoomer
    A ditz is just a hot idiot.
  20. Salami Zoomer
    I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for your PayPal password today.
  21. Salami Zoomer
    I slandered Tom Sizemore and all I got was this lousy cease and desist letter.
  22. Salami Zoomer
    You can root and you can toot, but if you don't play flute you can kiss my glute.
  23. Salami Zoomer
    If Putin's been tootin', don't feed him gluten. He has Celiac disease.
  24. Salami Zoomer
    I came. I saw. I'm getting expelled for jizzing in shop class.
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