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Shart-Cream_SPF_50

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  1. If Would'ves and Can'ts Were Spiders and Ants, Then This Picnic Would Be RUINED!
  2. I see Paris, I see France; I see my life slipping by into the void one minute at a time. This vacation isn't working.
  3. If at first you don't succeed; grab some lube and get back in that butthole!
  4. Wait, hold the phonograph. Wait, I meant graph the sonogram. Wait, I meant phone the gramosphere. Wait, I meant spear the homophobe?
  5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could hold even a fraction of the greed and hubris of man?
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