Charlie Murphy Brown

With a name like Dickforbrains von Taint you'd think he might make a better saint.

doing good justice

they're crackin skulls

happy holidays

Coming to theaters soon- The Rock, the roll, and introducing the mashed potatoes.

Out of the frying pan into the fire, your method of cooking leaves much to desire.

Roger Daltrey had a sultry voice with which he sang, and everywhere that Roger went he was a spiffy hang.

playin' in the 'wood

learn from the best

My parents don't get sarcasm, irony OR the New York Times.

the kindest buds

catch em if you can

big thank yous to the boys for playing my flagrant ones theme on the patreon this week along with several other fan submissions. it was probably just a fun one time thing as Sean and Carl's song parody themes are always instant hits, but I'll still try and do a stankier remix, just to see if that's even possible

Nowadays it's like people's cell phone's cell phones be having cell phones.

they're on a mission to pod

It all makes sense, the walls, the fence, the scratch marks down the door.

Hate to be the one to have to breakdance it to you, but five six seven eight, one and two and yeah.

avast ye pod lovers

Calling all Hollywood Handbook heads and loyal Scoop Troop fam, grab up your pens for now begins HH Poetry Slam. this week on twitter

explosive and electric

they really are a scream

Do you ever notice how polka dot people be preventing plagiarism like this?

in a studio far, far away

It's the best thing since sliced bread pudding piranha sliders.

a dope new world