Dale Cooper Black 340 Posted June 26, 2016 He sits down and says to the bartender, "You wouldn't believe the week I had. First, I lost my job. Then, my wife left me for another man. Finally, my dear old mother died in a horrible house fire." The bartender goes directly over to the man, places a hand on his shoulder and says, "I'm sorry for your loss, buddy, but you're gonna have to leave. You're bringin' everybody down in here!" Share this post Link to post
