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An abyss of cold and bitter womplessness

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#1 Colfax McLiverneck

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Posted 14 July 2016 - 09:11 AM

Oh. Marissa! I feel as if I have been hurled into an abyss of cold and bitter womplessness. How am I to go on without your hirsute, inverted, dinner-plate-sized nipples; your upside-down-pyramid-shaped lump of a muffin body; and your screeching, inconsequential micro-fits! I cannot even feel my jamz anymore. Where shall I find relief! Woe is me!! I fear that I must descend to the cellar and drown my melancholy in a case of vintage corn whisky. If I do not return, please give Listler and Gutterballs my regards, and remember me fondly as you slather cream cheese on your Digiorno's.

#2 JLivermore

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 03:30 AM

Me too.

I hope there are more of these soon.