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  1. Colfax McLiverneck
    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of yet another small business person.
  2. Colfax McLiverneck
    Your hey is writing checks that your nong can’t cash, man
  3. Colfax McLiverneck
    Don’t assume. Because assume begins with the word ass, which is what you are.
  4. Colfax McLiverneck
    I came here to chunk bubbles and scald ass.
  5. Colfax McLiverneck
    Let’s go ahead and address the elephant in the room. What’s up, Jumbo?
  6. Colfax McLiverneck
    If math was easy, they’d call it your mom.
  7. Colfax McLiverneck
    RU Talkin’ AC/DC to Me and Bobby McGee?
  8. Colfax McLiverneck
    There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Place de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.
  9. Colfax McLiverneck
    You’ve got mail, but you’ll need magical plate armor, because that Beholder is coming in with a +16 melee attack bonus
  10. Colfax McLiverneck

    Make hey while the nong mans.

    Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Make hey while the nong mans.
  11. Colfax McLiverneck
    Assumptions are like assholes—they make an ass out of you and me and holes.
  12. Colfax McLiverneck
    Buttholes are like assholes. They’re literally the same thing.
  13. Colfax McLiverneck
    Catchphrases are like assholes. The sphincter loosens over time.
  14. Colfax McLiverneck
    Have I ever asked myself why I need a new catchphrase so badly? I mean, what volume of farcical meta-nonsense will actually satiate me?
  15. Colfax McLiverneck
    If butts and nuts were putts and guts then the second half of this catchphrase would be nearly impossible to write.
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