Colfax McLiverneck
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a Gaping Cornhole policy
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Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a Gaping Cornhole policy -
Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory
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Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory -
When a big pizza pie hits your eye like the moon, that’s dyslexia
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When a big pizza pie hits your eye like the moon, that’s dyslexia -
I’ll have the Five-Hatted Corn, a Block of Low Meat, and the Warm Detroit Salad. And water with a slice of potato.
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I’ll have the Five-Hatted Corn, a Block of Low Meat, and the Warm Detroit Salad. And water with a slice of potato. -
Incline. Bereft. Nominal. Cornfisher. Endear. Redoubt.
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Incline. Bereft. Nominal. Cornfisher. Endear. Redoubt. -
Well I’m runnin’ down the road tryin’ to loosen my load ‘cause the creamed corn/cod liver oil preparation just ain’t doin’ the job
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A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn
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A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn -
David Ogden Stiers. A bucket of cornflower crayons. Page 117 of “Stranger in a Strange Land”. Coincidence? I think not.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
David Ogden Stiers. A bucket of cornflower crayons. Page 117 of “Stranger in a Strange Land”. Coincidence? I think not. -
Throw your beach towels over your screech owls, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
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It was a moist and corny night
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Ain’t no corn syrup like high-fructose corn syrup cause high-fructose corn syrup has the most fructose
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Ain’t no corn syrup like high-fructose corn syrup cause high-fructose corn syrup has the most fructose -
Me and Doris Peachman huffin’ nail gloss down at Cornwell’s Notch
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Me and Doris Peachman huffin’ nail gloss down at Cornwell’s Notch -
Comedy equals tragedy plus a fart joke
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A dark and odiferous day indeed. -
Prevaricate. Moment. Killdeer. Prehensile. Cornea. Beryllium.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Prevaricate. Moment. Killdeer. Prehensile. Cornea. Beryllium. -
Among the things which cannot be denied is this—if thou thinks corn be undelicious, my ass thou mayest kiss.
Colfax McLiverneck posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Among the things which cannot be denied is this—if thou thinks corn be undelicious, my ass thou mayest kiss.
