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Colfax McLiverneck

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Colfax McLiverneck last won the day on April 28 2021

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  1. Yo mamma is so ugly she may be entitled to compensation
  2. In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you
  3. You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it
  4. Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, that’s comedy!
  5. Now that we find ourselves hip-deep in the throes of Junebuggy, let us reflect upon the hidden numerological meaning of your mom’s zip code.
  6. Truck it, suck it, orange duck it. Ain’t technology marvelous?
  7. Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Sphincterius and Pissanthia Fucklestein Foundation.
  8. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s profoundly distorted depth perception indicative of anterior ischemic optic neuropathy.
  9. I came here to chew bubblegum and replace “What’s up, Hot Dog?” with this catchphrase—and I’m all out of bubblegum.
  10. When the moon hits your eye like an upland Canadian heath, that’s a moor, eh?
  11. Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Dickbert and Colostima Turdknuckle Foundation.
  12. Some people call me the Space Cowboy, but I identify as the Space Cowthey.
  13. I like my cobbler like I like my cobbler—full of peaches and fixing my shoes.
  14. The following is a public service announcement from Earwolf: we are saddened to announce that Scott Auckerman, long time host of Comedy Bang Bang, is a poopy poopy fart face.
  15. On today’s Increasingly Diminutive Things Considered, we’ve got a small businessperson, an even smaller businessperson, and the tiniest businessperson of all.