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  1. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have a Gaping Cornhole policy
  2. Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory
  3. When a big pizza pie hits your eye like the moon, that’s dyslexia
  4. I’ll have the Five-Hatted Corn, a Block of Low Meat, and the Warm Detroit Salad. And water with a slice of potato.
  5. Incline. Bereft. Nominal. Cornfisher. Endear. Redoubt.
  6. Well I’m runnin’ down the road tryin’ to loosen my load ‘cause the creamed corn/cod liver oil preparation just ain’t doin’ the job
  7. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn
  8. David Ogden Stiers. A bucket of cornflower crayons. Page 117 of “Stranger in a Strange Land”. Coincidence? I think not.
  9. Throw your beach towels over your screech owls, kids—it's time for the Corn Coberman Show!
  10. Colfax McLiverneck

    It was a moist and corny night

    It was a moist and corny night
  11. Ain’t no corn syrup like high-fructose corn syrup cause high-fructose corn syrup has the most fructose
  12. Me and Doris Peachman huffin’ nail gloss down at Cornwell’s Notch
  13. Colfax McLiverneck

    Comedy equals tragedy plus a fart joke

    A dark and odiferous day indeed.
  14. Prevaricate. Moment. Killdeer. Prehensile. Cornea. Beryllium.
  15. Among the things which cannot be denied is this—if thou thinks corn be undelicious, my ass thou mayest kiss.