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  1. Colfax McLiverneck

    More like Dunkin’ Deeznuts

    More like Dunkin’ Deeznuts
  2. I joined the Sea Org and all I got was crabs on my Tube Org
  3. A hat on a hat with its balls on the other hat’s forehead? Now THAT’s funny!
  4. A hat on a cat? Now I’ve seen everything!
  5. Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I’m here to kick ass and chew gum
  6. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop this poop sack at your door
  7. Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride your mom, uh huh
  8. Hey diddle diddle, buckle that trench coat and put your hands behind your back
  9. “I’ll have the moose-tongue cobbler and a mug of fresh-squeezed crab” is something that has never been said until this VERY minute
  10. That which does not make you Die Hard makes you Die Harder.
  11. My bologna has an unfortunate first name, it’s A D O L F
  12. To Die Hard, to sleep; to sleep, perchance until the yippee ki-ay motherfucker scene
  13. In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you!
  14. Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell about three entrepreneurs and some plugs
  15. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! You take three D8 bludgeoning damage and lose a turn.