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Colfax McLiverneck

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  1. In this episode, my guest lays out her three-phase plan for lasting peace between Particle Man and Person Man.
  2. Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”
  3. Let me be forthright with you—if you take four rights, it’s the same as just going straight.
  4. Last Columbus Day I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave my whole family smallpox
  5. Da da dum dum dum, hot doggin’ it
  6. Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory
  7. Never gonna stroke you up never gonna stroke you down YOU JUST GOT DICKROLLED BITCHES
  8. I like less than half of you. 31%, to be exact.
  9. Fe fi fo fum, yo mamma likes to eat my SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU’LL ALWAYS LOOK CLEAN
  10. Shit on my face and tell me that you love me.
  11. Blink twice if you’re being held hostage. Blink 182 times if you hate music.
  12. Throw it up your butt and see what happens.
  13. Someone in this town is trying to burn the foreheads down?
  14. Chapter the 32nd: In which our intrepid protagonist visits Constantinople and is baffled when he finds himself in Istanbul.
  15. More like build a little turdhouse in your butt.
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