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Colfax McLiverneck

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Colfax McLiverneck last won the day on April 28

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  1. Colfax McLiverneck
    In this episode, my guest lays out her three-phase plan for lasting peace between Particle Man and Person Man.
  2. Colfax McLiverneck
    Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”
  3. Colfax McLiverneck
    Let me be forthright with you—if you take four rights, it’s the same as just going straight.
  4. Colfax McLiverneck
    Last Columbus Day I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave my whole family smallpox
  5. Colfax McLiverneck
    Da da dum dum dum, hot doggin’ it
  6. Colfax McLiverneck
    Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory
  7. Colfax McLiverneck
    Never gonna stroke you up never gonna stroke you down YOU JUST GOT DICKROLLED BITCHES
  8. Colfax McLiverneck
    I like less than half of you. 31%, to be exact.
  9. Colfax McLiverneck
    Fe fi fo fum, yo mamma likes to eat my SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU’LL ALWAYS LOOK CLEAN
  10. Colfax McLiverneck
    Shit on my face and tell me that you love me.
  11. Colfax McLiverneck
    Blink twice if you’re being held hostage. Blink 182 times if you hate music.
  12. Colfax McLiverneck
    Throw it up your butt and see what happens.
  13. Colfax McLiverneck
    Someone in this town is trying to burn the foreheads down?
  14. Colfax McLiverneck
    Chapter the 32nd: In which our intrepid protagonist visits Constantinople and is baffled when he finds himself in Istanbul.
  15. Colfax McLiverneck
    More like build a little turdhouse in your butt.
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