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This is the church, here is the steeple, this is the show where we talk to interesting people.

My day is full of time to waste so if you want I'll spit in your face.

This is the church, here is the steeple, this is the show where we talk to interesting people.

After lots of statistical data and research and regardless what Scott Aukerman says, Comedy Bang Bang is that kind of show.

Turn up the speakers and kick the wang danglers it's time to call in the fang wranglers

Infectious laughter? See, that's why I don't have my kids vaccinated.

Now, before we get started, the safe word is high fructose corn syrup.

what if it's at a truck stop?

That's funny cause Michael Douglas does the same to me.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, to become president I just grab some puss

My ideal evening? A fine glass of cognac, neat of course, the soft light of a scented candle, and the warm quality jizz record of Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

Slowly lick it, she whispered in my ear as I sat and nibbled on a pickle spear

I slipped on the ship as I sipped Mr Pibb and my pants they did rip while playing just the tip

All ashore going ashore, all saying aboard, cum for free

The mind is its own place and the genitals are in another. Let’s get our together and discover the butter.