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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What'd you have for breakfast? Rubber buns and liquor. What'd you have for dinner? Rubber buns and liquor. What'd you do to your Mom last night?

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  2. Is this a catchphrase?

    By candyrockstar,
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  3. I am everyday people and every night werewolves. I'm also everyday bad at pluralization.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. 1 carefree trying-on-hats montage with some particularly virulent head lice and I've got more Mad Hatters on my hands than Wonderland's titular Alice!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. In fact, please don't pee on me at all.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Comparison is the thief of joy, Joy is the thief of my delicious pies, and my pies are the best in town.

    By ScanMan,
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  7. Brofessor 'Blum in the matter transporter with the crazy arm wrestling

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. nothing signifies sigma pi's stigmatizing snickers thighs like Sigurdsons' siren's sterilizingly-stylish smile

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Madame Secretary, I love your dictation-themed whorehouse

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  10. I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know ten minutes ago. Who the fuck are y'all? I have short-term memory loss.

    By wheresthebeeftartar,
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  11. my uncle ricky has a 10 foot ikky

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Who put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp? Because I know Hugh put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

    By TuffyMcF,
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  13. "It's okay to sleep with your cousin in West Virginia", I told them cop. And that's how I got arrested in Roanoke.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  14. Maybe she's born with it... maybe it just grew there, either way she should probably have a doctor look at it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Ah, but no one ever said not to lick my gift horse in the south.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. It's not Adam and Steve, it's Adam and Toyota. What the hell is a Steve Corolla, anyway?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Ooooooh, that’s dilly relish!

    By dw3000,
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  18. Fun fact: you're a dick

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. My proofreader was hit by a car and now he's in a comma.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. And as the Lady of the Lake emerged from the water, she turned to the young King Arthur and said thusly "seriously dude, you can't feed the ducks here

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  21. If you're looking for love in all the wrong places, then you'll probably find luck in the late Cretaceous.

    By TheGreatIdahoan,
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  22. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter how much money you've got. Throughout the rest of the day, however, it matters quite a bit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Drugs Rule Everything Around Me

    By WhoppersJunior,
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  24. Nobody knew what Steve was planning, we just knew he smelled like fish.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. I can't tell shit from shinola, but damn do my shoes smell bad.

    By StrawDawg,
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