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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm a joker i'm a smoker i'm a mister poopy poker

    By Mr. Fickle Pickle,
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    • 266 views

  2. Shim sham, I'm the flim flam man, and I'm here to steal some butts.

    By Sovereign Space Boy,
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    • 500 views

  3. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, consider the broken corn before you. The evidence clearly shows that Jimmy cracked it. Ask yourselves—do you care?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 315 views

  4. She was a butterface, m'lord. Her body was free of the pox, but her face cradled the pain of a lifetime of regret.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 334 views

  5. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner the fudge factory is closed due to strike action. Yes, doctor, I'm constipated.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 325 views

  6. I bet the pumpkin that turned into a carriage is the Cinderella of the story in the Pumpkin Book of Fairy Tales.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 389 views

  7. What’s that? Out in the field? It’s a crow! It’s a crop duster! It’s Can o’ Corn Man!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 281 views

  8. Hello, kids! It’s time for Can o’ Corn Man, Episode 1: Revenge of Knobby the Giant Asparagus Shaft!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views

  9. Next time on Can o’ Corn Man: The Lettuce Shark plows Mariann’s Trench!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 325 views

  10. they gr8ful 8's when i'm done done wivim

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 405 views

  11. An eggnog a day keeps the ladies away.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 365 views

  12. If your erection lasts for more than 4 hours send pics

    By jasonsjuice,
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    • 369 views

  13. I send JPEGS on the regs of my clean shaven legs, if you saw them you’d say those gotta be Greg’s!

    By jasonsjuice,
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    • 378 views

  14. I got carded again for wearing my cardigan again but that’s company policy at Bennigans Ben!

    By jasonsjuice,
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    • 393 views

  15. Two roads diverged in a yellow wood and i took the one less traveled by… Thanks Waze!

    By jasonsjuice,
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    • 390 views

  16. Gangsta Baby rollin' down the street, smokin' indo, sippy cup gin and juice

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 390 views

  17. The Wizard of Schnoz will grant you your nose job, and if you want your boobs done come to his office in the Emerald Titty

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 466 views

  18. Nothing like a big plate of Kansas City Barbed-B-Q to satisfy my hunger and rip a hole in my larynx.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 342 views

  19. you can't change the past, but you can change your pants so keep on shitting yourself

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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    • 358 views

  20. Premature ejaculate comedy cums in threes (seconds)

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 435 views

  21. Give me a home where the buffaloes bone and a front row seat where I can sit there alone.

    By jasonsjuice,
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    • 395 views

  22. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 278 views

  23. "you can stop as long as you'd like, but it costs $5 to smell the roses"

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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    • 335 views

  24. Though I appreciate this bag of corn cobs, tub of Crisco, and disgustingly specific instructions, as I’ve said before, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF SHOW

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 282 views

  25. When I was a child, I spake as a child; but when I became a man, I still spake as a child, and everyone was like “Shut up, you stupid baby man!”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 322 views
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