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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This catchphrase is a play on a play on words, and includes the word “corn” because apparently that’s expected of me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. But first, take two Q-Tips each and pass the box.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Today’s show is sponsored by Shit Tickets home delivery, an exclusive drone service of Flying Asswipe Inc., a subsidiary of Merde Volante Worldwide.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Shoddy slip and slide surreptitiously split suburban schoolgirls' sundresses shaming stoic supervisor Sully Sullenberger.

    By kidlatdakila,   
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  5. I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day, with the occasional afternoon nap to enable this unusual schedule to continue indefinitely.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Coming soon from Earwolf: Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman and William Hootkins star in the new Star Wars/NBC spinoff sitcom: Porkins Wrecks.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. 'Yizar knot soft ladzs', he said, but he was lying - for we were not hard lads and as such could only be one thing. But it was a fare day and we laug

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I had a great idea at the lightbulb store but nobody noticed

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. You sat in my bowl of soup with no pants on, now it’s completely tainted.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. meth ab-solves you of your chins, my son.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Excuse me while I wet my whistle with orangey tang tang before I say…

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. Every arrangement is an edible arrangement if you're hungry enough.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. And so the plot thickens. Wait what are you sure? Okay, take two- And so the butterscotch ramen thickens. Let's see how the biscuits came out.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. I don't understand impressions, except for the Mighty Mighty Bosstones one. That one I get.

    By yahoozy,
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  15. Aimee Mann played I, Me, Mine by Harrison, G. from Let It Be on the flute of pan in the key of C across from a tree in Tennessee. Here comes the pun.

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. Does Mike Rowe waving a chocolate bar melt it and will cleaning it be a dirty job?

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. What did Helvetica say to Comic Sans when Comic Sans asked Helvetica for a date?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Tip: You can use toilet paper instead of bubble wrap, but not vice versa

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. 8 easter eggs you might have missed in "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. My favorite emotion is faking devotion to save Billy Ocean from bathing in lotion

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  21. I once was "Lost" an adventure series on ABC, but now I'm "Found" a documentary series on the BBC, now "Blindspot" is on NBC

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. Stacy's mom has got it going on but Stacy's dad has a big cock.

    By Batfleck&JLo4ever,
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  23. Sun's out, nuns out!

    By cupofshirt,   
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  24. Am I supposed to write welcome to Comedy Bang Bang after this catchphrase? Just in case "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang".

    By Rewriteoshaw,
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  25. Am I supposed to write welcome to Comedy Bang Bang after this catchphrase? Just in case "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang".

    By Rewriteoshaw,
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