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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Here at the Icee factory, we want you to tell us what you think of the new Rotten Lobster Smegma Slushee.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Take that watermelon and shove it up your butt, you snarky little squirrel. This ain’t no place for you and you don’t want to part of this.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Poop, fart, dick. Did I win?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. You think you got problems? The guys are coming over for a Star Wars marathon, and I'm all out of breast milk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Suck it up, suck it down, wiggle your butt and turn around. My Wife!

    By Bigsmak,
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  6. Whoa here comes the rooster, are you Katherine Brewster?

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  7. You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed you're probably writing catchphrases everyday, all the time

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  8. My entire day is free to deal with being out of clean laundry! So naturally I'll declare my mission accomplished upon ordering fresh underwear online.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Contact the landlord about the rat infestation and he may just take you out to meet The General. And for the best car insurance rates online...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. The #1 selling eye cream in the world has been named the #1 selling eye cream in the world in the competition to find...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. The denim chicken ended up working for Lee Dungarees long before Jerome Bettis made a deal with the salmon filet who took my brother’s virginity.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Yoga notes and Whole foods totes. Welcome to the simulation.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Obama supposedly incites tricycle wars that ravage children’s playgrounds and local parents are unsure whether their children will ever be safe...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Unbutton the buttons of the puffin and shut in the gluttonous blue-tailed lizard before he takes over the world.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. “How many dingleberries are needed in the recipe,” the elderly woman politely asked.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Two for the price of four is back on at your local Christian bookstore. Come one, come all! Jesus has no patience.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Leave the curry in the bowl, Tim Curry. This is no time to be betraying your God given name.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Do you think Michael Jordan is ever super pissed about having two first names? Because if I was him, I’d be super pissed.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. The smoke never cleared. The trees never grew back. The bombs continued to drop in the form of flatulence never before seen in America.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. I just got sentenced to 15 years of hard fucking by the witch down the street. This poor penis of mine gon’ be chaffing like never before.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Hang in there, tiger cub. Tony will be back to teach you all there is to know about Frosted Flakes once he’s finished his press tour in Dakar.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. The dirt mound was home to quite an interesting creature. It's name was Nick Nolte.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Milk, milk, lemonade... Around the corner is what your mother and I do for special occasions.

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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  25. If at first you don't succeed, then please aim better when you've peed

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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