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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. H.H. Holmes most notably broke his own ribs in order to suck his own penis. This was later mimicked by Marilyn Manson, the inventor of...

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  2. Turn the levels up to 11. It’s time to get funky. Now, to the left. Scrape my back hair y’all.

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  3. Jennifer Anniston and Macaulay Caulkin recently seen at a Russian bath house together in Paris for April Fools Day, tonight at 11.

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  4. Flip flop no feet. Handicapped but still skeet.

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  5. Jiggle the handle and the guard will instantly shoot you in the face. Rattle the handle and the guard will let you into the family barbeque.

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  6. Incoming message: Neil Armstrong did it. He did it!

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  7. Get creative. This is no time to be wasting away in your bedside table because you’re too sweaty to face the music. What would Corey Feldman do?

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  8. The skies turned red, not long after the deaf boy was born. His name was Harvey Keittel and his mission, if he chose to accept it, was...

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  9. You put your dick in once. You put your dick in twice. You move it all around and then you go and make some mango sticky rice. It’s delicious!

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  10. The ice meted on her supple breasts. My grandmother had never looked so tempting.

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  11. The deed is done. The chloroform worked perfectly in knocking out the squirrel and getting him home safely.

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  12. "Please Lord forgive me," I asked desperately, 23 corn dogs deep at the county fair.

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  13. I'm ready. You said your boobs look like fruit leather, so just slide them under the door.

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  15. Bare ass passes gas past the last bass mass that thinks individually and not collectively.

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  16. When I was a child, I thought the Grapes of Wrath was about killer fruit. It wasn't until I was older and wiser that I learned that is 100% accurate.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Excuse me sir. Are these mom jeans compatible with my dad bod?

    By TulipPoopler,
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  18. The show where we talk to pinteresting people

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  19. Found the problem, you've got spoiled tuna hoagies in your walls.

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  20. Mogli was kind of a lil punk though on real deal Holyfield.

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  21. I'll never give up on you. I'll most certainly give down, though. Two big ol' thumbs down.

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  22. Optimistically a risque flea on Themistocles' wrinkled wrist sneezed - the freed breeze did indeed lead he who leaps to dream of leaping without cease

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  23. Stretch your legs before bed if you're a runner. Masturbate uncontrollably if you're a sex addict. This is True Life: I Fuck Myself.

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  24. Sprinkle the cheese delicately and you should, upon baking, find that fingering the melted cheese is quite erotic.

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  25. New show idea: Naked and Living off Tropical Skittles on a train.

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