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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Coming soon to Earwolf, a new podcast that discusses everything Dwayne Johnson and geology - Ice T with Ice Cube: On the Rocks.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. She has the style and grace of a sixties icon, with the feel and rhythm of a seventies love song. Because she's timeless, I'll never be rhymeless.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. If a writer falls in love with you he’ll make you live forever. Unless he writes you a catchphrase, then you’ll live until you’re behind a pay wall.

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. My flow is as even as Eddie Vedder, my catchphrases will cut you like the sharpest of cheddar.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. Two's company, three's a crowd, four's two companies, and five aint allowed

    By daniel_hall,
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  6. Opening this summer: Chuck D. Cheese's pizzeria! DO believe the hype, unlike 911 this isn’t a joke. You bring the kids, we bring the noise.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. not til dragoons of goons sans pantaloons clear neptunes moons in red balloons 2 croon a tune & swoon a woke walloon will i watch dune with u, u loon

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I drank a flight of beer last night, and yes I do mean an aircraft worth of beer. Love me some 'craft beer!

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. I'm an animal loving dyslexic atheist that spends Sundays with my god. I'm your host Auck Scotterman.

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. I once ate a gross amount of oysters. And by gross I do mean disgusting and twelve dozen.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. eating grilled hen and a fresher cod three thrilled men love a besser pod until they sort of loose the plot by all of a sudden wandering off

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Toby or not Toby: That is the Michael Scott question

    By dog_in_space,
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  13. Squeeze 'n' release the beastly creatures teats to tease a stream of creamy dreamy grease then ream the measley Teamster as a treat.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Good morning Vietnam! Three words that really spike forum traffic when you say them to Thomas Middleditch

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  15. "Look closely," the magician said, right before peeing in my eye. That's the last time I go see Kelly the Great.

    By dog_in_space,
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  16. Why don't you monogram THIS on a pillow, you elderly piece of shit: "#1 Grandma"

    By dog_in_space,
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  17. These catchphrases practically write theyselves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Due to increased political tensions, we will be severing ties with our sister podcast, Comedy Pyongyang

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. In the seventies, they were briefly known as Huey, Dewey, Louie and Young

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. If you don't call your Superhero-themed Japanese restaurant "Batman and Ramen," you're much less likely to get sued by Time-Warner

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Those untamed, long-necked waterbirds tricked me into performing a fruitless search. I guess you could say they are a couple of real assholes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Pineapple on pizza is bad. Pizza on Pineapple is worse. Nice try Spongerobert Pleated Pants!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Challah Bread At Your Goy!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. Welcome one and all! Except Alaskan Monkey Butlers. You can go fudge yourself.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. That low-rent stripper ruined my favorite song forever when she pointed out its trite lyrics and sophomoric melody

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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