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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. And give me a large fries and a frosty. I'll take it "to go".

    By J-Roc,
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  2. You can douse me in spice and louse me with lice, I'm still not coming out of my room.

    By Dr.Moongrass,
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  3. Let's remember that Garth Brooks' loss is our Chris Gaines.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. That old man in the cave tricked us with his animal sounds again! Hashtag sand people problems

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. You there. The one with the shirt. Yea with the socks on, too. Yep. You. That's right. YOU! Wanna go to a movie?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Look...this is super weird, but I have to ask... do you shave your Spaldings, breh?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Scary dreams of teleportation enthralled my tastebuds: both front and back.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. The bravery is remarkable. I've never seen a ball of fuzz with such a backbone.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. I was fired because of my police record. That guy really hated Synchronicity.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. One minute you're in the desert, worshipping a 5000-foot-tall sand frog, and the next minute you're in outer space, hurtling towards a black hole

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. Long time listener, first time flosser

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  12. You'll never believe what this family found in the wall when they renovated their kitchen

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. It happened to me: I was nailed to a cross by Roman Centurions

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. working on my night brunch!

    By wafflefries,
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  15. "Chupacabra? More like Chubby Cat, Brah." said detective Munch while standing over the mangled corpse of Odie.

    By piranesi,
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  16. How did this raccoon get in my pants, and may I have another?

    By societyofaukermen,
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  17. I spoke to a spider in my room the other morning. We're friends now.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. The first to leak is the first to speak, I always say.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. A baby in the sheets but a queef in the streets makes a difficult sorbet sundae.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Dig the holes as Shia would. If he could. If he so should. Dig them as Shia would.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. I iced the hip of an elderly man as he removed his dentures in preparation for what was to come next. Wink wink.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. "Hip hip hooray" they cried, knowing darn well they'd never have another creamed weenie.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Vanilla frosting and gorilla moss queen. We'll hear from them both after the break.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. They didn't run, and they didn't hide. So they died.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Their lips quivered with rage as the mice ate the entire Whole Foods Cheese Bar.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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